What surname do you think would be the most embarrassing?

[Deja Q]

My vote goes to "Buttram"

[tk2kewl]

1. I'd be pretty embarrassed if my name was Bush

[ghostsofgiants]

46. I was going to say that

x(

[LSparkle]

2. Willfahrt

as in the recording artist "Whoopee" John Willfahrt.

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

3. Hunsucker....sticks in my mind from a company employee listing.

[Arkana]

4. "Dumfart"

Also "Butkus."

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Dung. It's a Chinese family name, that isn't funny in China, of

course, but is kinda funny here in America.

I know people named Dung.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

44. A friend of mine is Vietnamese, and his Mom's name is Dip.

Spelled just like that. And it's her first name. Very sweet lady, but really bad first name.
Duckie

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Hi, my name is dip phuq puket dung!

[KitchenWitch]

6. Putz

[sybylla]

7. Nipple

There were a couple of families with the name near my mom and dad's home town. I laughed every time I heard it as a kid.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

8. Lipschitz

With apologies to any potential Lipschitzes on the board.

[Floogeldy]

31. Ha ha!

:)

[elshiva]

33. That was a character on "Boston Public"

Harvey Lipschitz, a crazy teacher who said he was George Washington in a former life.

[ghostsofgiants]

45. He was hilarious

Fyvush Finkle played him

[Tallison]

47. Cool avatar & sig

:hi:

[PinkTiger]

9. Fuchs.

Or Hogg, or Pigg, or Hunt if you first name is Mike.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. McGroin

[Democrats_win]

11. Pugh

[JVS]

12. Hitler

[smitty]

13. bad surname

Crapp

[NNadir]

17. Thomas Crapper was the inventor of the toilet.

Queen Victoria knighted him.

His invention certainly improved things.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

39. Actually no...

he invented the flush toilet but not the toilet as a whole.

... and I've been to the toilet museum in Staffordshire

very interesting

[smitty]

14. bad surname #2

Wilfarht (I actually know a guy with this surname)

[NNadir]

15. Bush.

[TOhioLiberal]

26. Yeah no kidding...

...I told my husband last night that if I was Jay 'Bush's baked beans' Bush, I'd start every commercial he does with the line 'No relation...'

[nickgutierrez]

16. Dick. n/t

[tinfoilinfor2005]

25. Honest, I went to school with a girl named Scarlett Dick.

How mean were those parents?

[no name no slogan]

30. I used to work with a guy named Rusty Dicks

His given name was "Russell", but he insisted on being called "Rusty". Worse yet, the guy was a life/health insurance agent.

He had a son, too. Rusty Jr. Some people never learn.

[RockaFowler]

18. I have 2

When my mom worked for the Marriott on Marco Island she had to check in large parties. The people would write their names on a 3x5 card. The first one was Ima Cuntz and the 2nd was Richard Stiff (who was funny enough to write his name as Stiff, Dick)

[Pool Hall Ace]

19. I'm not sure how it's pronounced, but

when my brother was a bank manager, there was a customer whose last name was Bubes.

As a DD cup, I sure wouldn't want that moniker.

[datasuspect]

20. grosskopf

i don't know how to s-tsett thingies

[progmom]

21. i went to elementary school with a grosskopf.

:hi:

[newscott]

22. Hindlick

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

23. I saw the name "_________________ Rape" today

No joke. I wouldn't like to have that name!

[Dukkha]

24. Kuntz

real surname!

m knew another guy named Dick Butt. He wouldn't even call himself Richard!

[BikeWriter]

27. Screws. I knew two lovely twin girls with the last name.

[Bluerthanblue]

28. Well, Dick Buttkiss and former congressmen Dick Swett

come to mind right off the bat.

[Mobius]

29. Tiddleywinks

or living in england, and the Name Bater
Then they would call you Master Bater :hi:

[tarkus]

32. I know someone named Niswonger, pronounced "Nice Wonger"

You can imagine how that went over in school.

[Bluerthanblue]

34. living in Bangkok might be hard no matter what the name.

.

[Contrary1]

35. Years ago, when I worked for Ma Bell as a directory assistant,

there was a listing in the white pages under the name, Baby Jesus Queen.

How would you like to go through life with that one?

[WeRQ4U]

36. O'Penisbrittle n/t

[Spider Jerusalem]

37. Dickgraber.

And there was apparently someone named "John le Fucker". (Earliest recorded use of the word "fuck", from 1278...)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

38. Well, I know of two last names that aren't the absolute worst..but

they rank right up there: my maiden name of Love...

And the married name of a friend of mine: Virgin...

She likes to joke that she had to get married to become a virgin...


:shrug:

[really annoyed]

40. "Glasscock."

I got that from "The Simpsons." :)

I don't really know if that's a real surname....

[XemaSab]

48. My roommate in college had the last name

Woodcock.

She was a... popular girl, too.

Then there's the bird....

[really annoyed]

49. Aw, I love birds!

Even with funny names. :)

I did a quick internet search.... Glasscock is a real last name.

My last name is quite humorous though - more when I was in elementary school though.

[Mick Knox]

41. smellywelly

:eyes:

[Gormy Cuss]

42. Peed n/t

[YellowRubberDuckie]

43. Heard a name today: Colon...

Yeah. That sucks.
Duckie

[Anarcho-Socialist]

50. Cummings, Seaman

[philosophie_en_rose]

58. There's a cologne called "Cumming"

By Alan Cumming. Not appealing. Not at all.

[Orsino]

51. Weinerholder.

I win.

Except for "Bush."

[Danmel]

52. I knew a woman whose last name was Fallik

That's pretty bad. I also knew a guy in college whose last name was Pecker.

[Wapsie B]

53. I knew a woman who's last name was Pickup.

[4_Legs_Good]

54. Cox is never good

[JohnLocke]

55. Dilbert Dickweed; Dick Wang

[hippywife]

56. Dick Trickle. n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

59. I actually got a letter with offer for some property of mine: Ready?

Her name was Sandy Butts!

I had to call her...
While I felt kinda sorry for her, I had to try not to laugh when I called and had to ask for her...