Does anyone want a husband???

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

You can have mine, cheap. For his 17th maddening act of the day, he just grabbed the remote, announced he was watching a stupid PPV movie (we have a coupon from DISH) and abruptly turned the channel away from tennis, which he KNOWS I'm watching. He's supposed to be working on his K award application, but he'd rather watch PPV tripe (not porno stuff).

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[PinkTiger]

1. Save your marriage.

You MUST get a DVR and a second tuner so you can watch separate shows. This is what we did, and it saved us. Really.

[madeline_con]

2. I've found the only way to combat this behavior....

is to do the same.

One night, when he leaves his chaair, get in it and change the channel. He'll get the message if you remind him that he does it to you.

[chaska]

3. Throw a brick through the tv and take him to your bed.

[RetroLounge]

12. Best Reply Yet!

I'll suggest it to my wife...

RL

[BikeWriter]

4. Kill him! No, wait! I hope you didn't...

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. I have repaired with the laptop to the bedroom

Where I can read DU and watch tennis in peace. As a parting swipe I turned off the light in the game room, and he just came in and did the same to me. Everything's all right; but I was there FIRST!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. ATTA GIRL!

You'll show him! You are a GODDESS! Not a doormat...

:yourock:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

8. Darned straight!

[MuseRider]

6. ANYBODY who gets between me and Agassi

will die on the spot. Wish you were closer, you could come to my house.

[DawgHouse]

9. You'll have to sweeten the deal

What else will you throw in?

[In_The_Wind]

10. No !

I'm happy just the way I am.

[Porcupine]

11. Everbody wants someone elses. The unattatched nobody wants.

and that's the facts.