Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Anniston?

[Mobius]

Poll question: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Anniston?

Just pick one, for whatever reason, and maybe say why.
Let DU decide!

[Bariztr]

1. Jolie is the only choice because...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt make wild-beast love in Africa. The couple's loud lovemaking "sounded like a wounded animal, like someone being killed!" According to Star, "worried guards grabbed their weapons," rushed to Pitt and Jolie's suite and "hammered furiously on the door with their clubs." Suddenly, the screams stopped, and Pitt's voice was heard from inside the $2,000-a-night villa. "Everything is cool guys," he supposedly said. "You can leave — we're OK.


Enough said!!

[blueknight]

7. jolie

looks like a vegas hooker. jennifer exudes class

[sendero]

2. Your pix...

... are biased. Nonetheless, Angelina shouts "sex", "sensuality" whereas Jennifer shouts "girl next door".

There is no comparison :)

[Mobius]

5. that was the sexiest pic of Jen, I could find

I looked and endured alot googling images of her with the filter off tymn
:P

[sendero]

12. I know...

....and one of the least sexy of Angelina :) But no matter, the real deal is she :)

[tjdee]

3. Jen Aniston is like the girl next door--don't like that in my celebrities.

It's common, and it's boring. I'm not sure why she's a major star.

Plus, she has a mannish face and it drives me nuts that nobody else notices!

Angelina is exotic looking, she's mysterious, she seems to care about the world she lives in, and she's a mom like me. Thumbs up to Angelina.

[Mobius]

9. yes!

I don't want to say anything bad about her, but i've had these same thoughs.
Poor Jen? You know, the victim. People fall out of love, it happens, if it wasn't the one they were meant to be with. I see many more similarities and commonalities between Angie and Brad.
And Jen's face is square and mannish, and she always has a snotty shallow look on her face.

[mvd]

15. Well, I like that in my celebrities

It makes them more accessible IMO. I find glamorous to be boring. Hollywood pushes glamor all the time. Exotic looks can be very pretty, but no more pretty IMO.

Angelina's personality doesn't appeal to me.

I pick Jennifer, though neither one is a fave of mine.

[Chovexani]

18. Me too!

Jennifer Aniston is boring, milquetoast and can't act to save her life.

Angelina, meanwhile, I would leave my boyfriend for. And he would totally understand.

[happyasaclam]

24. he would?

[Chovexani]

61. You know you would

You'd probably fight me for her. :P

[GreenArrow]

43. "Jennifer ... can't act to save her life"

And what is that Angelina does? You can't call it acting.

[Chovexani]

62. She's apparently good enough

That some people thought she should get an Oscar. Of course, you can argue about the validity of the Oscars (I do all the time), but I will say one thing about Angie: I can tell her roles apart, unlike Jen, who plays herself in every single movie she's ever been in.

[GreenArrow]

71. if I recall correctly, some people thought Aniston

was good enough to be nominated for the "Good Girl." But, to get the real view of the acting dynamo that is Jen Aniston, it's necessary to see her performance in "Leprechaun." Outta-sight!

Honestly, I think of both of them as entertainers, or better, media personalities, rather than actors.

[redqueen]

58. Jennifer is popular because guys think they might have a chance.

There's no question Angelina's far more beautiful. No question.

[fudge stripe cookays]

59. Sorry but....

she looks like someone blew up her lips with a tire pump.

I think Jen is beautiful. She's natural, and I think it's much prettier by far.

Besides, she doesn't practically DO her brother in front of an audience. That was just creepy.
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[Justyce]

4. In these pics above,

Angelina looks like she needs a good meal, poor baby.....

[Mobius]

10. yeah

shes getting really skinny now, with a new baby to take care of. She tends to see after her own needs last. One of the things I like best about her.

[GreenArrow]

6. not crazy about either, but Aniston

even if she does have a chin like the Joker's. She looked better with more weight on her. Jolie, on the other hand, is simply hideous. Seriously, I find her repulsive, with hollow, dead eyes, and those groteseque lips.

[Fenris]

8. Annifer Joliston

Actually I really don't care for either.

[Mobius]

11. Fenris huh?

What brought you to that name?

[jpgray]

19. He craves the flesh of the Valfather

:)

[In_The_Wind]

13. Angelina Jolie

just because ...

[edbermac]

14. Jen would be the perfect wife; Jolie the perfect lay...

Couldn't marry AJ though, she's a mental case...

[huskerlaw]

16. Jennifer Aniston

definitely. Angelina Jolie is totally overrated and freaky. Though I do have to give her props for adopting children from 3rd world countries.

[Flaxbee]

17. Jennifer Aniston just looks uncomfortable in that picture...

it somehow doesn't "fit" with her expression, I think she looks ridiculous, actually. Angelina, however, seems to loooove to vamp it up, more power to her! AJ is too thin, but she's just gorgeous. JA is pretty, but just an entirely different kind of person from Angelina.

[elshiva]

20. Neither. Just not my type. Nothing against them, though...

[jpgray]

21. I wouldn't turn down a date from either

But we get to listen to my music on the way to the coffee shop.

[DS1]

22. Monica Bellucci

as far as models/actresses go, she has NO equal

[HughBeaumont]

33. Even at 41, she's STILL 20x hotter than either.

Seeing her naked in the otherwise repellent Irreversible was like a slice of heaven. That to me is the perfect female body.

Her only flaw is that she's married to that weird-looking goof Vince Cassel.

[DS1]

60. I try to block out the fact that she's married

and yes, I like a woman with curves and some hips, an ideal chest doesn't hurt either - plus long dark hair

[Lilith Velkor]

47. She makes them both look like frumps

Once again DS1 be right on the money :woohoo:

[NewJeffCT]

73. what a tease - no pics of her?

[GOPBasher]

23. Jolie is hotter, but Aniston more normal. n/t

[khashka]

25. This is a serious question - are you kidding?

Angelina Jolie - no contest!

Khash.

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I just don't get Jennifer Aniston...

She's cute, but outside of Friends I've never seen her act, and she didn't seem to be anything noteworthy then. Angelina is gorgeous and, from what I've seen of her, she can act fairly well.

[bliss_eternal]

28. Agreed, I've never got the appeal of Aniston. But,

I must say, I've felt kinda' bad for her, J. Aniston I mean.

Separation and divorce are never easy. To have to go through it all so publicly--and to see your man hooked up with everyone's number one desired hottie, Ms. Jolie. How much must that suck? I feel for her.

:(

[the_spectator]

27. In My Humble Opinion

both are over-rated, hotness-wise. Don't get me wrong, they're both attractive enough young ladies. But I really don't think they're all that, primarily because they're BOTH kinda MAN-FACED. Not as badly as say, Jessica Simpson,

but man-faced nonetheless. (No offense intended to the transgendered among us.)

[Tikki]

29. To me...Angelina looks so much like her....

...father, it's just too distracting.

Jennifer looks a little like her father.

And that Jessica girl.... I have no idea what her father or brother look like...or maybe I do!!!!


Tikki

[LynneSin]

30. Angelina if I wanted Sex, Jennifer if I wanted a lifelong friend

Joile just oozes sex and appeals even to us straight chicks. But Jennifer looks like someone I could be lifetime friends with and that's just as appealling

[William Bloode]

31. Neither really do much for me.

Both are waaaaaaayyyy to skinny. If i had to pick one i guess A.J., due mostly to the lips. J.A. was turned down because i never thought she was very pretty, due to the whole mannish chin, and lack of full upper lip.

[Parrcrow]

32. Jolie first then Anniston

then Jolie again

[Darth_Kitten]

34. Jolie is a homewrecker.....

and she's kind of odd looking to boot. ;)

They both don't really impress me. :(

[Tallison]

66. Brad's the real homewrecker

and Jolie's enabling it by rewarding such caddish behavior. I think Aniston was terrific in "The Good Girl."

When I see guys like Brad Pitt out in the world, I can't help but wonder, who fucks these jerks?

[Darth_Kitten]

70. Yeah, but if you sleep with a married man you still are a

homewrecker. :)

Pitt and Jolie deserve each other. :)

[Tallison]

72. I've got a girlfriend doing this right now

and I real struggle to stay non-judgmental about it sometimes. Is it hurtful? Yes. Is she a bad person for doing it? Definitely not.

I was talking about it last night w/another mutual girlfriend; we were theorizing that this friend's lover's wife is probably a really cool woman that we would have drinks with in any other situation. :(

[hyphenate]

35. To me, a female, I find

Jennifer Aniston a bit too plain. Angelina looks quite a bit like Tia Carrere to me.

BTW, both Angelina and Jenn have famous fathers in show biz--Jenn's dad in Jon Voight, he of Midnight Cowboy fame, and Jenn's dad is John Aniston, long a staple of soap operas.

[Trigger Hippie]

36. I don't get why guys think Jolie is so hot, to be honest.

I think she's terribly ugly. But I don't think Anniston is that great either. :shrug:

[tjwmason]

37. Jolie - by a mile

Plus she lives within walking distance of me to there :P

[underpants]

38. Jennifer by a mile

Jolie is growing on me (never really saw the overwhelming attraction before) but Jennifer is .....deLISH!!!

[Richardo]

39. Angelina is too much the freak for my delicate sensibilities

Jennifer!

[Hugin]

40. There is no way to choose.

Sorry, it's impossible for me to compare.

Lovely pictures though!

:D

[AtomicKitten]

41. where do I vote for

"I don't care"?

[kmla]

42. Either. Both. All of the above.

Don't make me pick. I just won't.

[Taverner]

44. Can't I have them both?????

I mean, come on there should be an option for the cake and eat it crowd!

[LisaL]

50. You are no Brad Pitt, I presume.

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

52. Oh my.

:rofl:













Sorry, dear Taverner - but that WAS funny!

:hide:

[Taverner]

53. Perhaps not, but maybe I can play him on TV?

[southlandshari]

54. ummmm...

never mind!

Still :rofl:

[Taverner]

55. pththththtpt!

:P

[southlandshari]

56. Stop!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

45. The correct answer is "Who gives a shit?"

:P

[MN ChimpH8R]

46. Jen - there's something about Angelina that is kind of scary

to me. And the JA pic you chose is so cute and sexy.

[matcom]

48. both

preferably at the same time :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

63. Yep. I am with you... and I would even wait for you

to finish.

[magnetism]

49. Always liked Jennifer

in the early years of Friends.

She always wore the right tops to show off her "perkiness".

[mvd]

57. Yep, Jennifer might not be as pretty as..

some other cute celebrities (I say cute only because of their more down-to-earth personalities - cute is beautiful,) but I like her acting, and she seems pretty nice.

If I had to pick a prettiest celeb, it could be Andrea Corr from the Corrs.

[LisaL]

51. Personally, I never liked Jolie.

[Darth_Kitten]

64. Jolie and Pitt are about to go public with their LOVE

:puke:

the whole situation is sad. :(

[Tallison]

67. You've got to feel for Aniston

Hers was quite a betrayal.

[Mobius]

80. you dont know that

people fall out of love all the time. The greater betrayal would be to stay with someone unhappily.

[Xipe Totec]

65. Jennifer. Slightly more human-like..

In the battle of the cyborgs, less silicone is more...

[GreenArrow]

68. a bee-yootiful summation

.

[NewJeffCT]

74. I had thought Jolie's lips were fake...

But, I saw something on the E! Channel (or similar) about her and they had film of her at like 11 or 12 years old with braces & she had those lips back then, too.

[Xipe Totec]

75. Remember JonBenet Ramsey?

http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/ramsey/index_1.html

There is no telling how early the alterations can start, if the parents are motivated enough...

[NewJeffCT]

77. it's possible

but, isn't her father Jon Voight, the actor? seems odd that he would push to do that so early?

[Xipe Totec]

78. I guess it boils down to what you believe is true

You may very well be right, and she may be natural.

I just have a hard time seeing her that way.

vive la différence!

:shrug:

[Mick Knox]

69. DAMN!! No both simulataneously to vote for?

angelina it is :(

[AuntieM1957]

76. GWYNETH PALTROW

She had the sense to walk away.

[Mobius]

79. Woo Hoo 2 to 1 for Angie

:hi: