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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:31 PM
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Once again, I fervently deny I caused Jennifer Anniston's divorce!
Is there anything you'd like to categorically deny? :shrug:
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:32 PM
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1. Are you also the famed "Biker Fox"?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:38 PM
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5. I also fervently deny I have ever been called the "Biker Fox."
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:32 PM
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2. That was NOT me having lunch with Jude Law last week.
Hi BW? How are things?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:33 PM
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3. you wanna have lunch with progmom next week?
:hi:

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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:34 PM
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4. Sure!!!
Always up for that. :hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:42 PM
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7. Oh, I'll get over the lightweight stuff, Dear. Thank you.
:hug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:38 PM
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6. I haven't been the cause any divorce ...
just sayin'

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:43 PM
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8. Suuuuuuure, but that's what they all say! :-)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:47 PM
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10. *sigh*
There isn't any chance of causing a divorce if I don't date married men.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:49 PM
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11. Okay, Dear. We'll take your word for it.
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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:44 PM
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9. Yes YOU caused it because YOU hate America!!!
you see after you became a feminist and started practicing witchcraft and lesbianism you drove Ms, Aniston mad and then she decided to run back to her job at Chatski's.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:51 PM
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12. Well, uh... Have you been bugging my phone?
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 10:14 PM
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13. OK, I confess, I did it!
I feel bad for her. The sight of me, Brad, Ang, and Christopher Lee in Teletubby outfits will be the topic of many therapy sessions. Poor dear...
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 10:18 PM
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15. You... you... you meanie!
:(
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 11:02 PM
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17. It was an accident
Not like we were expecting to be caught, but y'know...things happen...
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 11:57 PM
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18. Well... as long as you only accidentally got caught!
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 10:16 PM
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14. I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Never have, because being heterosexual is a CHOICE!! :evilgrin:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 10:21 PM
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16. I wouldn't have accused you of that, though I think I'm a lesbian...
Or is that a hobosexual? :shrug:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 12:05 AM
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19. You should probably deny that you took Brad away from Jennifer.
If it matters.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

;)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-30-05 12:14 AM
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20. I deny I was ever part of COINTEL-PRO
I deny I was ever an agent of the government.


Khash.
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