Once again, I fervently deny I caused Jennifer Anniston's divorce!
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:31 PM
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Once again, I fervently deny I caused Jennifer Anniston's divorce! |
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Is there anything you'd like to categorically deny? :shrug:
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:32 PM
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1. Are you also the famed "Biker Fox"? |
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Inquiring minds want to know.
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:38 PM
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5. I also fervently deny I have ever been called the "Biker Fox." |
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:32 PM
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2. That was NOT me having lunch with Jude Law last week. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:33 PM
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3. you wanna have lunch with progmom next week? |
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:34 PM
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:42 PM
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7. Oh, I'll get over the lightweight stuff, Dear. Thank you. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:38 PM
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6. I haven't been the cause any divorce ... |
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just sayin'
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:43 PM
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8. Suuuuuuure, but that's what they all say! :-) |
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:47 PM
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There isn't any chance of causing a divorce if I don't date married men.
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:49 PM
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11. Okay, Dear. We'll take your word for it. |
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:44 PM
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9. Yes YOU caused it because YOU hate America!!! |
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you see after you became a feminist and started practicing witchcraft and lesbianism you drove Ms, Aniston mad and then she decided to run back to her job at Chatski's.
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Mon Aug-29-05 08:51 PM
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12. Well, uh... Have you been bugging my phone? |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:14 PM
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13. OK, I confess, I did it! |
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I feel bad for her. The sight of me, Brad, Ang, and Christopher Lee in Teletubby outfits will be the topic of many therapy sessions. Poor dear...
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:18 PM
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15. You... you... you meanie! |
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:02 PM
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Not like we were expecting to be caught, but y'know...things happen...
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Mon Aug-29-05 11:57 PM
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18. Well... as long as you only accidentally got caught! |
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:16 PM
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14. I did not have sexual relations with that woman! |
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Never have, because being heterosexual is a CHOICE!! :evilgrin:
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Mon Aug-29-05 10:21 PM
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16. I wouldn't have accused you of that, though I think I'm a lesbian... |
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Or is that a hobosexual? :shrug:
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Tue Aug-30-05 12:05 AM
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19. You should probably deny that you took Brad away from Jennifer. |
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If it matters.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
;)
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Tue Aug-30-05 12:14 AM
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20. I deny I was ever part of COINTEL-PRO |
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I deny I was ever an agent of the government.
Khash.
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