"God gave the Devil a choice between Hell or Texas: The Devil chose Hell"

[sasquatch]

One of my customers at Tractor Supply Company today.
:D

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. It's always been debatable whether or not Satan knows the future....

...but I'm guessing he saw the Bushes coming and didn't want anything to do with Texas :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

10. Satan didn't want any competition for

most evil dickwad in the universe.:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. But God does not claim Tejas, does He?

I mean really.

[sasquatch]

4. I guess not

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

3. A variation on that story says that Texas was Satan's part in

The Creation, and God, appreciating a good job, let it stand.

[sasquatch]

5. Well if there is an up there must be a down

[ISUGRADIA]

6. Another one:

"If I owned hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell"
not sure who first said this

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. I think that was WT Sherman... he said something

equally bad about NM and AZ... I guess he was not a big fan of deserts.

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. I noticed on Saturday as we drove to Crawford from Houston

that the closer we got to Crawford, the hotter it got. (My car gives the outside temp...It hit 100 when we crossed into Crawford). I said it was proof that we were entering hell. (No offense to the residents of Crawford...Just the one we were there to not see!)

[sasquatch]

9. Maybe Bush vacations so he can prepare for hell

:D