According to Pat Robertson, who/what is responsible for the hurricane?

[tk2kewl]

Poll question: According to Pat Robertson, who/what is responsible for the hurricane?

[punpirate]

1. Other...

... gay, Chavez- and communism-loving liberal Satanists with ties to African voodoo priests who send these storms to destroy the better golf courses in the country and make Republican Xtians bored and sad.

[tk2kewl]

2. I forgot the obligatory "Other"

It is now there

[yellowcanine]

3. None of these. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pissed off because we

are not taking Him seriously enough. He wants us to start worshiping Him NOW. He is a jealous God and wants no other gods before Him, and that includes the One-Eyed Tadpole Monster that some of you have been worshiping in your peurile pews of perdition.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. I am in a conundrum.

Is yakisoba holy enough?

[khashka]

4. I was actually thinking about this last night...

I figured it had to be all the decadent French Quarter Chavez-loving dykes and fags who brought down his god's wrath.

What a pathetic clown that man would be if only people didn't believe him.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

11. I still can't get that folk listen to him

I know plenty of incredibly conservative Christians - but the universal reaction to his Chavez outburst was along the lines of "Christian Taliban".

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. Cindy Sheehan

Isn't she the convenient right wing scapegoat of the month?

[Mobius]

6. other

could NOT decide between Chavez and The Gay Community

[SOteric]

7. Hey....

Where's the option for 'Clinton's Penis?'

[tedoll78]

8. It's those damned homosexuals on St Ann Street..

.

[NMMNG]

9. That's right

How much do you want to bet Fred Phelps will have up a page proclaiming "God Bless Hurricane Katrina for killing gays in Louisiana". :puke:

[nickgutierrez]

10. Those damn hippies. n/t

[terrya]

13. Probably the gays and lesbians getting married in Massachusetts.

Those darn gay people...wanting the same rights as everyone else.

Now God has seen this and is wreaking his terrible vengenance against people in another part of the country. It makes absolutely no sense, but if Pat baby says so, then it must be true. :sarcasm:

[Zuni]

14. single mothers, gays

they also caused 9-11 ;)