Perhaps we could make a drink called Eagles Up?

[Taverner]

Containing some French Absynthe, a shot of French Vermouth and some 7-up?

[JimmyJazz]

1. One. Track. Mind.

Well, maybe two tracks... :P

[Taverner]

2. Awwww cmon you saw that coming....

[southlandshari]

4. Come on now....

You are just as bad as he is, darlin'!

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

6. I am not! I am a good girl, I tell you!

I'm just surrounded by people who are attempting to corrupt me :D

[southlandshari]

7. Really?

Who are they? I'll get rid of them for you!

:yoiks:

[JimmyJazz]

8. erm....look up.

:shrug:

[southlandshari]

11. Huh?

I don't see anyone above you except....

Hey! Wait a minute!

:blush:

[JimmyJazz]

13. Could you get on that right away please?

What? You did offer. :shrug:

[southlandshari]

15. Can't breathe right now....

Are you asking me to take care of myself?!

Oh my, JJ! You know where this thread is going....

Poor Taverner. He started a perfectly respectable drink thread and...

:hide:

[Taverner]

18. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm a pillow fight :)

:popcorn:

[southlandshari]

20. I can't believe

I just called you perfectly respectable one post ago....

:P

[JimmyJazz]

21. I dunno. She scares me a little.

Have you noticed how quick she is with the posting of the spanking smilie? :scared:

[southlandshari]

22. Whaaaa? Me?

Ok, how's this one instead?

[JimmyJazz]

24. It's not very lady like if that's what you are asking!

Then again, neither is this one:



NEENER, NEENER!

[southlandshari]

25. Hey -- where'd that Taverner guy go?

Looked like he might be sorta fun, and then he up and runs away...

:shrug:

[Taverner]

26. I didn't see no pillow fight

so I left!

[tjwmason]

3. You had me with you solidly for those first two ingredients

7-up in a cocktail? :puke:

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. Absinthe and vermouth?

That sounds incredibly foul. You should call it "chuck up" instead. (Oh, and there's no "y" in absinthe, by the way.)

[Taverner]

17. True - french spelling has an I

Czech has a Y

But I did suggest French Absinthe

[MN ChimpH8R]

9. Moonshine and Mountain Dew

sounds appropriately Freeperish, don't you think?
:puke::puke::puke:

[In_The_Wind]

10. it would have the desired effect

[underpants]

12. Grain alcohol and rain water

[Richardo]

14. "I do not avoid women, Mandrake...

... But I do deny them my essence."

This one's the winner as far as I'm concerned.

[Bossy Monkey]

16. Kool-Aid as the first ingredient would be ever so much more appropriate

I leave it to others to suggest the second ingredient.

[skygazer]

19. Cheap beer

Pabst Blue Ribbon maybe or Keystone.

[no name no slogan]

23. Coors would be better

The Coors family are huge GOP donors.