Email from God....

[whistle]

No too long ago God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the
angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and
sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The
Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to
help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?







Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...

[Guy Fawkes]

1. did it say...

FrEE ViaaaaGRA FOR U!!!! CHEEP AND NOW GOOD!!! GO GOG OGOGO!!!!!


I got that E-mail...

[Redstone]

2. I got one. It said, "Redstone, you're OK, but

that 'whistle' character is screwed."

Sorry to be the one to have to break the news to you.

Redstone

[sui generis]

3. I got one

she said something about updating my paypal account and gave me a link to click. :shrug:

also said if I didn't immediately pass the email on to five people that she was going to send bush on vacation and you know what happens whenever bush goes on vacation.

Guess I thought she was just kidding.

[mark11727]

4. I got one

from a bank I don't do business with, about an account I don't have with them, to check a password I don't need, to steal money I don't have.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

5. Just curious ...

Does God have Windows or a Mac ? bad joke bad joke I know ;)

[uppityperson]

6. I got one

it looted my computer