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puddycat Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:19 PM
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My cat would make a better president than George Bush
Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 09:27 PM by puddycat
why my Cat would make a better President than Bush

My cat shits in his litter box, George spreads his shit everywhere
My cat throws up hairballs, George makes everyone else throw up
My cat is intelligent, George is, well...not
My cat makes me feel loved, George makes me feel fearful
My cat is a loyal friend, George is a betrayer and traitor
My cat knows when he's done wrong and has a conscience, George just doesn't care
My Cat for President.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:20 PM
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1. here's to the felines--who are too smart to take over our problems
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:20 PM
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2. Yout cat's SHIT would make a better President
Your cat could just provide the basic materials.
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AuntieM1957 Donating Member (775 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:31 PM
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9. damn, you beat me to it!
just thinking the same thing.

okay, my cat coughes up smarter hairballs than GW Bush!

How's that?

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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:44 PM
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16. My brother says I never found that bush other people beat around
He is very prophetic! And I am fast on the quip with lots a lip!
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Lori Price CLG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:37 PM
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13. Your cat's litterbox would make a better president!! n/t
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Panda1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:21 PM
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3. I'll vote fur yer cat.
Edited on Wed Aug-31-05 09:21 PM by Panda1
:)
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:22 PM
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4. The wax out of my left ear would make a better president.
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:26 PM
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5. No Way
Kim Jong Il would eat your cat for breakfast!

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puddycat Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:29 PM
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6. tsk tsk....My cat has a plan.....and it involves lots of catnip n/t
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:30 PM
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7. puddycat's puddycat 2008.
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puddycat Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:34 PM
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11. Purr-fect! now your talking...I mean meowing!
p.s. I can tell by that photo of the pussycat you know a feline of distinction, also!
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:30 PM
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8. Kitty fur purresident!
My cat will be your cat's running mate :D
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AuntieM1957 Donating Member (775 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:33 PM
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10. Can we stick to the same species?
Allow me to nominate my old lady cat, Greta.

Twenty years old. Never touched a drop of alcohol. Never snorted cocaine. Never told a lie.

Never started a fight, but won every one she was forced to fight.

Sounds like a winner to me...

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puddycat Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:37 PM
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14. Sounds like Greta would make a good Chief Justice of SCOTUS n/t
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puddycat Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:36 PM
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12. first on our platform--catnip for everybody n/t
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electron_blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-31-05 09:40 PM
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15. LOL, you're right
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