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eauclaireliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 08:49 AM
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This is funny as hell...
Edited on Thu Sep-01-05 08:49 AM by eauclaireliberal
From my stepson's September 2005 issue of MAXIM, a goofy "Ask Us Anything" section that I came across this morn on the throne:
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Q: Who would win a battle between Colonel Sanders and General Tso?

A: Not even close. Harland Sanders made a tasty bird, but Tso would cut through his franchises, leaving nothing behind but the charred bodies of workers in stupid hats. General Tso Tsungtang, born in 1812, was a merciless commander who crushed his enemies in the Nian Rebellion. By contrast, "Colonel" Sanders wore a white suit and fought in as many wars as George W. Bush.
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Systematic Chaos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 08:54 AM
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1. General Tso's chicken is teh r0XxoRz
Beats the hell outta any fried chicken.
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eauclaireliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 08:59 AM
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2. RE: your profile
Instead of Las Vegas, put "Vegas, baby!"

Just a thought.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-01-05 09:30 AM
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3. That's great!
A brilliant answer, but also a hilarious question.
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