Bush: "Don't buy gas if you don't need it. "

[Cannikin]

Thank god we have him so he can pass on his infinite wisdom.

[WCGreen]

1. We are Saved. Thankt he lord almighty, we are saved....

[IChing]

3. you know, I didn't need to buy gas but was going out to buy some anyway

I just turned around and came back to the garage.

Thanks, boy, It just save me an unnecessary trip.

I should listen more carefully

[WCGreen]

7. Sir, you are a partriot......

[IChing]

19. Yes, I like to be "part riot" half of the time when I'm not buying gas

or sticking a needle in my eye when I don't have to.

[WCGreen]

23. Can't spell.... Gas Fumes overtaking me... Bought too much...

[IChing]

24. Are you sure that wasn't part of your "inteligent design" ? LOL n/t

[WCGreen]

33. sara dippity

[Applan]

35. I knew he'd come through, I just knew it!

God bless the president! FUCKING RETARD!!! This has to be it, this has to be where the remaining dunces in this country finally realise that this man is just plain stupid and say "We don't want him as our president anymore"

[Initech]

2. I have three words to say about that:

No shit sherlock!

God, Bush is an idiot.

[jobycom]

37. "God, Bush is an idiot"

You don't think God knows that?

[Initech]

40. My theory:

If Christian conservatives say Bush was appointed by God, then there's no way he could screw up this badly.

So if their theory proves true and Bush WAS appointed by God, then this has to be God's way of fucking with our heads.

[brack]

4. I used to collect gas.

Various grades. You know, trying to complete my collection. I didn't really need it though. I'll have to put off my hopes of getting a few gallons of "Amoco Gold" for my collection.

Is the guy that fucking stupid??? Sorry about the language, I'm really frustrated today.

[mitchum]

5. But...but...but...I like to fill up old Avon bottles with it and line...

the driveway with them!

What a fucking idiot

[LTR]

6. Well shit, there goes my impulse shopping extravaganza

I just like to buy gasoline for the sheer thrill of it.

But since Dubya said not to, I guess I'll have to get my jollies buying other things.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Fuck him. I will buy gas every damn time I pass a gas station

if I feel like it.

I should trust *? Yeah, that'll happen. If I don't buy gas when it is $3, it will be $6 the next time I fill up.

[Jamastiene]

14. If a dem was president and the gas was this high, there'd be

a pitchfork carrying, bomb dropping parade of right wingnuts storming the whitehouse demanding the president's ouster pronto. I'm with you. Damn the fucking son of a bush. I'll buy it when I need it, just like normal.

[jane_pippin]

9. That smarmy fuck.

I just saw the clip of it on CNN. His contempt for us is off the charts.

[LisaL]

10. Yea, I don't need it. I will just tell my driver to pick me up

in my caddilac.
:sarcasm:

[Jamastiene]

11. If I wasn't worried about stopping the efforts to save as many of those

people as possible, I'd go buy a 10 gallon drum and fill it up after filling up my car just to spite that stupid son of a bitch. I can't stand him. He said "I briefed the former Presidents Bush and Clinton on everything I know." That probably beat the fastest processor speed in the universe. I bet it took all of 666 nanoseconds if he told 'em everything he knows. Ugh. He's the sorriest excuse for a president on so many levels. I just hope the next hurricane doesn't hit here. I'd hate to be homeless and stranded with that jerk screwing up any good plans to rescue people with his stupid ideas. He's so innefectual. Why aren't they rescuing those people?????????? I'm furious.

[4_Legs_Good]

12. Sometimes I just buy gas and then light it on fire in the back yard

just, you know, becuase.

I guess I could stop doing that for a few weeks in order to, you know, help out.

I do what I can.

david

[Jamastiene]

16. Tongue in cheek?

Do I sense :sarcasm: here?

[4_Legs_Good]

22. =) Of course, of course!

I don't know many people who buy gas when they don't need it, though conservation, of course, is always a good idea. I thought that went out with Reagan, though.

:)

david

[sundog]

13. i hate him now more than i ever ever have

and i didn't think it was possible to hate him more, but i guess it was

i hope he drowns in his own feces

[Jamastiene]

15. and vomit.

I'm with you. I honestly didn't think it was possible to hate him any more, but now I'm right there with you. Furious. Nothing like a fuckhead stating the obvious. Of course, some of us won't have to worry about it. We soon won't be able to afford it.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. "Don't eat if you're not hungry."

"Don't drink if you're not thirsty."

"Don't screw if you're not horny."

GIVE ME AN E! A HARD-ROCKIN' E!



Worthless FUCK.

:grr:

[Left Is Write]

32. That picture...

Is it akin to Nero fiddling while Rome burned?

[calico1]

18. Thanks for the reminder.

I have been buying gasoline just for shits and giggles. :sarcasm:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. And some advice for him: Don't stomp on folks if you don't have to.

And you rarely have to.

[Splatter Phoenix]

21. But...but...

Spigots! Turn on your spigots! Let the oil flow like pee pee from a man's full bladder. x_X

[peekaloo]

25. Well hell, there goes my effigy burnin'!

I wish he would just go away.

[samplegirl]

26. what a f****n dumb comment

only use gas if u need it.......ok everyone quit driving
just ride your bike like chimpy. Not everyone has Airforce 1
at our beacon.

[DS1]

27. I like to buy gasoline, it's a hobby

:shrug:

[brack]

28. Same asshole

That took a helicopter 5 miles to a Little League baseball game to avoid a grieving mother, correct??

[gizmo1979]

29. What would make

him even think of saying something so dense?

[BiggJawn]

30. "Don't screw if you're not horny! Don't Poop unless you're full of shit!"

And Il Douche oughta know ALL about being full o' shit!

[Left Is Write]

31. You have to remember he's full of wisdom.

He knows that the hurricane has "affected a lot of people."

He informed us that the recovery "will take years."

He is very, very smart and we are very, very lucky that we have him to tell us these complicated things.

[name not needed]

34. Thank you George

For Christ's sake, we'd be better off with Terri Schiavo running this shit.

[jobycom]

36. He IS Marie Antoinette, isn't he?

[tyedyeto]

38. 12 miles is too far to ride a bicycle to work

especially when I don't own one. Want me to walk?

[hickman1937]

39. I for one honor the P-Resident for asking the American people

to stop paying into his trust fund during this national tragedy. That took guts.

[NMMNG]

41. Dear President Chimpy

Don't go to war if you don't have a legitimate reason (made up ones don't count)
Don't speak in public if you are unable to pronounce words properly (such as nuclear)
Don't get yourself elected president of an entire nation unless you are prepared to serve everyone in that nation--rich or poor, white or nonwhite, Christian or not, Republican/Democrat/Other, etc.
Don't threaten to "take care of" the leak in your office unless you really mean it, you liar.
etc, etc, etc.

[NaturalHigh]

42. This ranks right up there with

don't sandpaper your nuts if you don't need to.