Is DU fucked today or does everyone have me on ignore?

[khashka]

I've been trying to PM several people... and can't.

So does everyone hate me? I can't believe that - I'm so lovable.

So what's the deal?

Khash.

[MissB]

1. We're at Level 3... maybe that has something to do with it?

I dunno.

[Seabiscuit]

2. DU's normal functions sometimes aren't working today due to heavier

than normal posting traffic - people are pissed off and upset about what's happening in New Orleans today.

[CatholicEdHead]

4. It has been building all week long

[JimmyJazz]

3. I love you. But you could use a breath mint.

:P

Whaaaa? It's just a suggestion.

[khashka]

8. Jimmy is flirting with me :)

If I had a breath mint, I'd break it in half and share it with you. Not that you need it it, but it'd be kind of a sweet thing to do.

I have button with a pic of a cat that says "If I had a mouse, I'd share it with you". For some reason, it always reminds me of you. In a good way - I'm not implying you eat rodents :)

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Pssst!

:loveya: I'd share a mouse with you, too.

[In_The_Wind]

5. I would NEVER put you on ignore ...

but even 'My Post' was workin' for a few minutes ... then it quit again !

I'll send you a test PM.

[Deja Q]

6. I don't!

You help make DU a better place!

[khashka]

10. I have tried to PM you for months

and always been told I can't. I do occassionally jump all over your ass, but only because I love you. This post was kind of a joke, but I really did think you had me on ignore for the longest time... seriously.


Khash.

[Deja Q]

22. EEK! No, I never had done! My profile is disabled, though...

Lemme check my prefs.

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Me? Ignore thee? I've been out, shopping for dinner...and just now

have returned home...

You WISH I'd ignore you...never would I, my lovely Khash...

:blush:

[khashka]

11. You are greatly mistaken my darling Peggy

WISH you'd ignore me? Never.

There are certain people I depend on here - and you are one of them.


Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. My dear Khash....

You are making me blush with your praise...I love you...and I hope you know it...

I depend on you as well...You add a je ne sais quoi to this wonderful place...

I'd lose my mind if there were no you and no DU...

:hug:

[AVulgarianHue]

9. My cat Jeoffry feels ignored by you...

he is refusing to roll upon prank to work it in. ;(

[khashka]

12. Considering your cat Jeoffry

Tell him that I shall kiss him in kindness
and that we shall brisk about the life


(First time I read that I laughed so hard I literally threw up... I could not quit laughing - but sad too, poor old Chris Smart was in an insane asylum when he wrote it and they were burning cats alive and he wanted to prove Jeoffry was a Christian....)

Khash.
(Didn't think I'd get that reference, did ya, suckah?)

[AVulgarianHue]

16. The reference was for you...

I expected you to get it.

Suckah??? Maybe so, if nostalgic laughter qualifies.

[Left Is Write]

13. I'd never ignore you, but there seems to be a level of traffic

such as I've never seen in my year at DU, and it has caused the temporary removal of almost every feature I can think of.

[khashka]

15. I've been here for a few years and never seen anything like it

I've made the bandwidth argument over and over and everyone said I was wrong. Well, sadly, I'm proven right.

The overwhelming use of bandwith is even more sadly due to the current catastrophe. And what a small word catastrophe is in comparison to the reality.

So I'm wasting bandwidth... because we need a break, we need to be silly and pointless. Even in the midst of horror life goes on. It must or we can't handle the horror. And I can't cry anymore.... I can't.

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

14. Check Your PM ... please

[Raster]

19. Lala alallalalla....I can't hear you.....,

[miss_kitty]

20. yes

[ashling]

21. Did you hear something?

Nope, nobody there.

[bliss_eternal]

23. I don't know--what did you do?

:shrug:

[swag]

24. I programmed my Outlook calendar long ago to pop up with a

reminder every 15 minutes to look for your posts, and to ask about you if I didn't see your DU moniker.

But my Exchange Server went belly-up today, so I was forced to go without the regular pop-up reminders, which I usually use as a reminder to track you down and summarize your doings on DU in in hourly newsletter which I forward via PMs to an elite cadre of DUers who are also, coincidentally, your greatest fans! Acrobat format is also available upon request.

But as I said, the Exchange Server failed today and so did my khashka news service, hence the lack of appropriate attention to your on-line persona.

We're busy working on some contingency plans to prevent a recurrence of this debacle, we assure you!

[khashka]

25. Get it fixed now!

Or you're fired. I can't stand incompetence....

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. Pardon me for this thread-jacking, but I have a question for swag....

How was your lunch today with Asthmatiorg...or however you spell it...

I hope you guys had some good food, and laughs, and all that...

And I hope that tomorrow, when I return to find my lost posts, that I remember writing this one here!

:cry:

[KitchenWitch]

26. You are not on my ignore list

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

28. it may be the alcohol talking

but I love ya, Khash.


That being said,I'm putting you on ignore. :)