A message to Jenna and Barbara (first twins)

[johnnie]

Look, I don't really have a lot against you two. You don't pick your parents, I know that...

I am pretty sure you read this site because, well... your dad is an idiot. I just wanted to tell you that I have no beef with you guys. In fact you two can be pretty entertaining sometimes and hey, I was young once.

Now the message:
Please tell your "father" that he is a fuckhead. Thanks.
Tell him Johnnie sent ya.

[Bucky]

1. They send their regards to you... sorta

Jenna says thanks, but she happens to really admire her father for the way he sobered up last February. Barbara will comment as soon as she's finished cleaning the whisky vomit off of my keyboard.

[johnnie]

2. Tell Jenna

That sobering up for the day of February 30th only, isn't really sobering up.

[BamaLefty]

3. ROFL

I second that motion. And Jenna, if you would lose weight-- you'd be pretty hot. :smoke:

[Montauk6]

8. Don't listen to 'em, Jenna, ain't nothing wrong with BBWs!

[NMMNG]

10. There's nothing wrong with her weight

Kate Moss and Calista Flockhart are not good role models

[BikeWriter]

4. An open letter to Jenna and Barbara...

Dear Jenna and Barbara Bush,
We don't hold a grudge against you two for anything much. Young people often make mistakes such as your drinking and partying. We understand you've been raised by alcoholics and drug addicted parents. You've seen your father falling down drunk and abusive. That alone is enough to exempt you from blame from most of us.
I have a suggestion for you two. If you were to change your names and disavow any connection to the war profiteers you would be admired by billions of people in the world. Please, give it some serious thought.
Sincerely,
BikeWriter

[sexybomber]

5. An addendum to that...

Will you change your names, disown your family, and move to Ithaca? You both would be really hot if you went neo-hippy :D

[BlueIris]

6. Don't think Jenna's listening but Barb, honey? What johnnie said.nt

[Arugula Latte]

7. Oh, one other thing, gals. Get yer asses to Iraq, pronto, m'kay?

Thanks a bunch! :hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. BTW. I thought both of you did a great job at he RNC when you

spoke. You embarrassed the hell out of your our parents!!