I just had the worst fortune from a fortune cookie

[LynneSin]

Domestic conditions demand your attention

I don't want no fricking fortune cookie telling me I need to houseclean

:cry:

[progmom]

1. I think that was meant for Bush.

[yewberry]

2. I get those, too.

Seems like other people get "You will meet a handsome stranger" or "Good luck will follow you."


Mine say crap like, "Watch your wallet" and "Don't trust your friends."

Eh.

[SPQR]

3. My worst was:

"The greatest danger could be your own stupidity."

Ouch.

[DawgHouse]

10. Oh my!

Sorry, that that really made me laugh! :)

[Divameow77]

4. The best one I ever got was

"Take a good long look at your table mates, can't you do a little bit better?"

I was out with 8 of my girlfriends, it was pretty funny.

[no name no slogan]

5. "You will be painfully dismembered in a tragic gardening accident"

Yeah, that one definately ruined my day

[LisaM]

6. I had a friend who got addicted to a Chinese takeout restaurant

and was ordering food from them three or four times a week! She got a fortune that said "You love Chinese food."

[AVulgarianHue]

7. Heidi posted this on a Nighthawks thread:

http://www.badcookie.com/

Enjoy

[ismnotwasm]

8. We add "in bed"

To every fortune cookie we open. It's hilarious.

[LostinVA]

9. WE do too! I think they are writing fortunes JUST for that, now!

[jmm]

13. Many people do that now

which is why I'll never go on a first date to a Chinese food restaurant again. The last time I did I got one that said "you will have an exciting time with a new person tonight." It got his hopes up way too high.

[redqueen]

11. WTF?

I would complain... what kind of fortune is that?!

[Splatter Phoenix]

12. XD! Oh, mine tops yours.

I am female. My cookie said

you are a happy man.

I stared.

[no name no slogan]

14. Hmmmm

maybe the cookie knows something you don't know?

[Splatter Phoenix]

15. Oh god...

Like the liver-stealing urban legend, with gender changes. And you wake up with a fortune cookie taped to your butt. >_> I can't possibly think of a reason for this. What would you do if you stole a womb?

...that question should be posed to the cast members of Whose Line. XD

[China_cat]

16. I got one once that said 'disregard all previous fortunes'.

[Splatter Phoenix]

18. That was one jealous cookie. n/t

[seemunkee]

17. At lunch today

Mine said "A happy life is in front of you" I was at my desk and on the monitor was pictures of NO. The cookie lied