When lap dancers go bad!!!

[underpants]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050902/od_nm/crime_stripper_dc

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.

Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.

"He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."

[Richardo]

1. Did she expect that he'd be *more* inclined if she threatened him?

"OK, that's more like it. Now just relax, baby." :eyes:

[underpants]

2. Well you know some people like that

:spank:

[NewJeffCT]

4. maybe she thought he'd go for the 'aggressive' type of woman?

just kidding...

[KG]

3. where did she keep a knife? up her sleeve?

[NewJeffCT]

5. not very experienced at strip joints, eh?

Usually, the dancers carry little purses or boxes with them to carry money around... I assume she could have carried a small knife in there?

[underpants]

8. Tie tie tie me to the whippin' post....

I thought I would just set the atmosphere right with some Allman Brothers.

[ragin_acadian]

6. sounds like

Jordan got the point.

[sarcasmo]

7. Maybe she was one of the ugly ones? Here in Michigan we have

a place called Deja Vu and their slogan is 100's of beautiful women and three ugly ones. It's just a thought and Sarcasm of course.

[ucmike]

9. sounds like he said something to her.

that made her want to knife him.

when i used to frequent those places, i saw a dancer get enraged at my friend's brother and go after him. he tucked a dollar into her g-string as he dropped a pile of coins he had hidden in his hand. the coins bounced on the bar, so the people around turned to see what the noise was. just then he announced, in a loud voice, "hey everyone-THIS ONE'S GIVING CHANGE!"

she freaked and tried to grab him, but the bouncers ran over and escorted her to the locker room.

[JVS]

10. LOL, great story

[JVS]

11. Hell hath no fury like a stripper scorned.