It's the "Let's slander DS1 for causing Katrina and/or damage" thread!

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'll start -

If DS1 hadn't been on a six day opium bender in Shanghai, at the taxpayer's expense on a democratic-sponsored welfare field trip, our national guard would have prepared to mobilize and bring food and water within minutes of Katrina leaving. But his bad behavior so demoralized our troops, they just gave up and sat around for four days.

[SOteric]

1. It's creative,

but if you really want to slander DS1 and make him stomp is foot in outrage, - call him a Francophile.

[JimmyJazz]

2. LOL! *snarf*

DS1 is a Francophile *does the DS1 is a Francophile dance* <---- it's an official dance sponsored by the USABDA, I'll have you know.

[DS1]

7. Frankie went to Hollywood, I have no further beef / relations with him

:rofl:

:hide:

[SOteric]

8. But you still harbour a deep grudge

against Frankie Avalon for cozying up to Annette in all those beach movies.

[DS1]

11. Who?

*scratches head*

[SOteric]

14. You harbour a grudge against Pete Townshend, too?

[DS1]

15. Of course

They were behind the 'Rocky Shop of Wizards' movie

[JimmyJazz]

12. Frankie say "Relax"

:P

[DS1]

13. Ahhhh

I made in my pants

[sniffa]

3. god damn it, if DS1 wouLd put aside his prejudices

and accept the offer of french assistance, we might get some heLp to the guLf coast.

but noooooo, his bLind hatred of anything french is yadda yadda yadda..

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Nah... you really want to get him hot?

Call him a squid lover.


DS1 is a squid-loving chicken choker!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. His Franco-philic squid-wanting-to-marry anti-family-related activities

are what caused this tragedy!!

[DS1]

6. Hey, why the fuck not!

When I wasn't busy killing off Andy Stephenson, I was whipping up a doosie of a storm of the Horn of Africa!

:bounce:

I was also the CIA pilot that remotely drove the jet into the 2nd Tower.

And yes, I'm the guy that figured out how to make all your shit break 5 business days after your warranty expires.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Fucker. I knew you killed the ENTIRELY FICTIONAL "any stephenson"

just to get all that donation money.

Asshat.

Though the symbiot vicious bastard in me applauds you for the prank.

[DS1]

10. I made him

He was mine to destroy.

Right, lala?

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Maybe.

Maybe not.

Hard to tell when the person in question is a stem-cell research supporting life-hating INFIDEL, who did numerous - and I have them all on video - NUMEROUS "Oh Hurricane please come and destroy the country I live in but hate because I am a LIEberal" dances, such as yourself.

[DS1]

17. Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Knock out this!

Super highways, coast to coast,
easy to get anywhere
On the transcontinental overload,
just slide behind the wheel
How does it feel

When there's no destination - that's too far
And somewhere on the way,
you might find out who you are

Lying in America - eye to eye, station to station
Lying in America - hand to hand, across the nation
Lying in America - got to have a celebration

Rock my soul

Smokestack, fatback,
many miles of railroad track
All night radio, keep on runnin'
through your rock 'n' roll soul
All night diners keep you awake,
hey, on black coffee and a hard roll

You might have to walk the fine line,
you might take the hard line
But everybody's working overtime

I lie in America, help me out,
but I lie in America,
wait a minute

You might not be looking for the promised land,
but you might find it anyway
Under one of those old familiar names
Like New Orleans (New Orleans),
Detroit City (Detroit City), Dallas (Dallas)
Pittsburg P.A. (Pittsburg P.A.),
New York City (New York City)
Kansas City (Kansas City),
Atlanta (Atlanta), Chicago and L.A.

Lying in America - hit me
Lying in America - yeah,
I walk in and out
Lying in America

I lie in America - state lines,
gonna make the prime, that
I lie in America - hey,
I know what it means, I

Lying in America - Eddie Murphy, eat your heart out
Lying in America - hit me, I said now, eye to eye,
station to station
Lying in America - so nice, with your bare self
Lying in America - I feel good!