how's the Lounge? have there been any pity threads LateLy?

[DS1]

Any pet deaths that have gone missed due to Katrina? Any siblings of friend's cousin's that may or may not have been stabbed?

Post them here, someone will be right with you.

[SOteric]

1. Just had to paint racing stripes on your handbasket, didntchya?

[DS1]

2. Handbasket?

Shit, I'm on a freaking Powerloader!

( they fall quicker )

[Fenris]

3. We're in dire need of more soul-crushing sadness, people!

[DS1]

6. Yes!

Because if I don't see any soul-crushing sadness pretty damn quick, I'm going to start making it up on my own.

Don't even get me started on Bunky

[SOteric]

8. Something tells me you were about to do that anyway.

:7

[DS1]

12. Who, Bunky?

The little orphan bunny rabbit that could?

Had a rough life, always got the weak teet, he did. His mother rarely wanted to feed him anyway. And with his gammy leg, he tried to hoppity-hop hop with all his friends, but they just laughed at him. He couldn't hoppity-hop hop like the rest of the rabbits. Bunky cried a lot, one time he was crying while leaning over a bridge. He thought, "Wow, that sure is a long way down. I'd probably die if I fell off this bridge." *sniffle*. Then Bunky saw one of his tears make a ripple in the lake below. And it reminded him of something. It reminded him of the aerial bombing footage from Vietnam he saw on the History Channel. Those concentric circles his tear drops were making were just like the shock-waves of a 500 pound bomb tearing through triple-canopy jungle.

Bunky didn't have any more trouble hoppity-hop hopping. Nobody laughed at him and his gammy leg anymore. He'd killed his entire village in their sleep.

The end.

[SOteric]

16. Awww, sweetheart,

You told me a bedtime story. :loveya:

[DS1]

18. With a moral, too!

Don't ever fuck with the handicapped kids.

[matcom]

40. what does Short Bus President have to say about it?

:D

don't fuck with SBP? :scared:

[no name no slogan]

4. I got a nasty scratch on my hand from one of my cats

does that count?

[DS1]

7. Negative

Come back with something more sufficient

[no name no slogan]

14. well,

my new girlfriend won't be able to call me until Tuesday. Does that work?

[DS1]

17. HA!

Dude, enjoy the weekend

[no name no slogan]

19. Yeah, it's a regular fucking pity party around here...

:silly:

[Blue-Jay]

5. Dude, you're going to hell.

Save me a seat, OK?

:rofl:

[DS1]

9. I'm driving the bus

You can have any seat you want. I suspect the one furthest away from the toilet

[sniffa]

13. haiL to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver

haiL to the bus driver, bus driver man.

he drinks and he smokes
he teLLs dirty jokes

he curses he cusses
he stinks up the busses

haiL to the bus driver
the bus driver man

[ghostsofgiants]

31. He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush!

[rbnyc]

10. I have gall!

AND my coworker's friend's cousin's grandfather is having open-heart surgery!

Lay it on me!

[DS1]

15. Oh yeah?

:hug:

[sniffa]

11. *snort*

:rofl:

good shit.

[FuzzySlippers]

20. I burned myself and didn't even post a thread about it.

Dontcha think that shows admirable stoicism?

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. My son found a dead cricket in the back yard today,and desperately

tried to save it. does that count?

[DS1]

22. If you have to ask?

Fuck off, this is a pity thread, think of it as the DMV calling God and taking over Remorse

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. Sure....SOteric gets a nice bedtime story and I get told to fuck off....

:rofl: Good to hear your snark.

[DS1]

24. Oh, you want to hear about Rambo: First Bunky II

?

[sundog]

25. i have different perspective of my personal bullshit right now

[miss_kitty]

26. My dog crapped in my bedroom

yesterday. It depressed me too much to post about it.

[progmom]

43. our dog crapped on our bed once

i think she was mad at us.

[miss_kitty]

45. you have my deepest of sympathies, progmom

:grouphug:

[JimmyJazz]

27. I have a tendency to scrunch my toes on my left foot causing them to ache.

That is all. Thank you for your time and attention.

[khashka]

28. Everybody hates me

Does it count if nobody pities my abject loneliness?

No? Well, there were some pix of kittens who needed homes, surely that's worthy of pity.

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. EVERYBODY? I think NOT...my dear Khash....

You are my lifeline...well, at least one of them...

I sent the thing...have fun! I look forward to your comments....

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[khashka]

30. I was just funning

I've had more people declare their friendship for me than one man actually deserves. I have no excuse to say "everybody hates me", so I was just joking.

Really cool thing? The people who like me are all the people I really like.

I'll check my email and get back to you.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

35. Yeah right - and I'm the Queen of Sheba.

Be careful mateypies - if you say something like that again, I might just have to come across the Houston and kick your arse (but then you might enjoy that too much).

[NMMNG]

32. My best friend of 10 years dumped me yesterday

And therefore the trip I was taking with him in two weeks to the Netherlands is off. And I can't get a refund on my $509 plane ticket because it was a "clearance" ticket and therefore non-refundable.

[BikeWriter]

33. I know a few people who deserve to be stabbed!

[matcom]

34. i'm in the SOUTH and had BAD chicken fried steak last night!

wasn't good at all. :cry:

i'm soooooo dissapointed as i figured they knew how to make it down here!

send your good thoughts

[jus_the_facts]

36. here's what they're eating here in the south.....really tasty eh.....

[DS1]

37. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Good thoughts! :rofl:

[matcom]

38. ok. your good thoughts/vibes/prayers WORKED!

i just had a KILLER GYRO in Tarpon Springs

i.mean.KILLER.

fuck that southern shite. GIMME GREEK BABY!

thank you so much DU, you are truly the greatest. :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

39. Bless your heart !

[progmom]

41. ooooh. you're pushing it.

seriously pushing it.

[miss_kitty]

42. Well, here's something very very sad:

no response to this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3952471&mesg_id=3953088

[guinivere]

44. You, your dog

and your bedroom have my good thoughts.

Take it one day at a time, things will get better soon.