How do I use this damn cigarette roller?

[MalibuChloe]

with which i am not rolling cigarettes?

I read the directions! Damn it!

[brack]

1. What kind is it??

Is is one of the ones with a chamber you slide the top part of the body over?? Or is it one with a crank??

[MalibuChloe]

2. it's a zig zag

and it's got two plastic rollers and it's covered with a sleeve...

[brack]

3. Oh.

You got me on those. I can't use 'em either. Sorry.

[Tripper11]

4. I roll with my fingers......

the old fashioned way...:smoke:

[MalibuChloe]

7. i wish i could do that

i have no dexterity!

[Kat45]

5. I used to use one of those all the time because

I couldn't roll on my own. But it's been so many years since I indulged, I can't remember. I think you slide the paper between the rolls--I can't remember. Sorry.

[johnnie]

6. Okay I haven't rolled in a long time

But, you fold the paper in half, fill it with ummmm the substance, with one quick both thumbs up and a quick lick, roll it up. Oh, and trash the roller.

[miss_kitty]

8. put the paper in the valley there with the gummed part on the inside

and sprinkle the product in. you roll the roller things to tighten it and when you've got it, you roll it so the ungummed end is rolling on the inside and the gummed bit is sticking up. you lick the gum and roll it down.

I prefer hand rolling thin gumless paper. It is less harsh.

On Edit: I could tell you how to make a pipe out of an apple, pear, or toilet paper roll too (you need foil for these), if the rolling thing does not work.

[sniffa]

9. come come now

just roLL a bLunt. :smoke:

:hi:

[BiggJawn]

10. Throw it away.

It's not that hard to hand-roll.

[edbermac]

11. Use a bong instead, much easier...

You're just wasting money on papers...

[mitchum]

12. Trash it, and get one one like brack asked about in reply #1

I have a Zig Zag model like brack is refering to. Four years and no problems. Very easy to use. Take it from a shiftless man. And remember "shiftless" means cheap AND lazy.

[brack]

13. Amen on the cheap and lazy..

Should probably just quit though.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

14. Read the directions when you're not stoned

They still won't make sense, but you'll feel better about not understanding them.

Those rolling machines are wastes of money.

[MalibuChloe]

15. I DID IT!!!

and without the roller. I could use some work on packing it evenly, but otherwise I did OK!

:woohoo:

Thanks!

[DemBones DemBones]

17. SNARF!

:spray:

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. ROFLMAO!

Hoo baby, thank you so freaking much! I NEEDED that laugh I just had like you would NOT believe...

You know just where my funny bone is, don't you?

Ah, and it's good to see you in the Lounge tonight...

:hug: :loveya:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. Hi, toots .............

Just cruising around, trying to ease the horror and sadness that's overwhelmed us here. Sending $$$ seems so inadequate.

It's good to know that real life problems - damn rolling machines - are still out there and need to be wrestled to the ground. The folks here did a fine job on that dilemma, don't you think?

Pass the munchies.................. :woohoo:

[Redneck Socialist]

16. Use a dollar bill

those rolling machines are useless.