RACING TO HELP KATRINA VICTIMS

[sellitman]

It's a warm Texas morning and President Bush calls a press
conference to address growing concerns about Hurricane
Katrina.

Bush: "Thank you all for coming here today. Let me just say
that my administration is ready to swing into action
whenever New Orleans needs our help. I've asked the mayor to
call me as soon as Hurricane Katrina hits the shore, even if
I'm still on vacation."

Wolf Blitzer, CNN: "Mr. President, haven't you been watching
the news? Katrina hit New Orleans five days ago. The city is
flooded. Many people are homeless, desperate for food and
water. They're wondering why it's taking so long for the
government to send help."

Bush: "Hold on a minute, Wolf. I'll be right back."

More: http://www.melvindurai.com/katrina.htm

[Splatter Phoenix]

1. Please....please...

Tell me that's a parody from some poor sucker with too much time.

[sellitman]

2. The horrible thing is..

It ain't too far from the truth.