Do you think Unka Dick has been hanging upside down in a

[HysteryDiagnosis]

cave somewhere for the last couple of weeks?? That thought just keeps creeping into my mind... make it go away... please??

[chaska]

1. I'd be happy to see his ass swingin' from a meat hook....

Sorry, I know it's not funny. These are trying times.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. I thought he might be swimming at night in the corrupted waters of NO

wallowing in the sewage and harbor oil, looking for corpses on which to feed and defile.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. He's in Grand Prairie, Alberta right now...

Discussing oil dealings or something, according to a friend who lives there.

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. I think Unka Dick has been swimming in his money bin.

[Avalux]

5. He was working on the Halliburton contract -

They're going to go in and 'fix' New Orleans. Surprised??

[SOteric]

8. Fookin' Ferengi, that's what they are.

And not the cute, tame, marginally loveable kind, either.

[Liberalynn]

6. I was thinking he was hiding in the Vatican with

Razi. Haven't heard from him on this either or did I miss it?

[miss_kitty]

7. He's got that $20m bunker he had built at Blair house

Maybe he's been hanging upside down from the rafters in the sub-sub basement there.
Hmmmm-I wonder how much hurricane aid $20m would buy.

[Strawman]

9. In the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"...

the Cheney-like character had an epiphany after the natural disaster and saw the error of his ways.

In the real world, however, he's probably in an underground bunker with his oil buddies planning the invasion of Iran.