Damn clinton's penis! I can't find my extra car key!

[liberalitch]

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. He's to blame for my car breaking down!!

[usedtobesick]

2. you gotta watch that guy

he is a sneaky bas#$&46tard.

[JohnnyBoots]

3. Clinton's penis made me stub my toe this morning....bastard.

[liberalitch]

6. any and all injuries can be attributed to the penis

[nytemare]

4. I caught cold this week. Its all the fault of the penis.

Darned rascal!

[liberalitch]

7. Penis is spreading disease

[WCGreen]

5. Keep 'em coming folks.....

[liberalitch]

8. WE could be team clinton's penis

or not

[WCGreen]

10. Now that,,,,, Is a wonderful idea.....

[two gun sid]

9. Clinton's penis outsourced my job!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. My pet tortoise was constipated this morning

and a star supernovaed on the other side of the galaxy. The Clinton penis is all encompassing, all knowing, all powerful, from the micro to the macro.

[Bullwinkle925]

12. That boy is certainly busy! He is going to burn in hell for all the

trials and tribulations he has wrought on this earth!

[Bucky]

13. Burnt toast? Expired milk? Well, darn that penis!

[AussieDave]

14. Clinton's penis has much to answer for

it needs to be spanked severely and often.

[Splatter Phoenix]

15. Damned penis.

Gas keeps going up, and up, and up, JUST LIKE that penis. x_X

[undeterred]

16. Damn Clinton's penis- I drank expired milk from the fridge

and now I feel sick.

If hadn't spent so much time on those BJs this wouldn't have happened.

[XemaSab]

17. Clinton's penis

made me forget to return the tapes to the video store. :cry:

[miss_kitty]

18. That damn Clenis made my dog poop in my bedroom!

:grr:

[GOPBasher]

19. Why aren't we trying to arrest Clinton's penis for the Katrina disaster?

:shrug:

[chknltl]

20. Great Ceasar's Ghost you guys....clinton's penis???!!!??? n/t