I've declared marital law

[Sabriel]

I told my spouse he can't buy any more useless crap until he gets rid of some of the other useless crap he's bought in the past.

Now, how do I enforce it?

[ghostsofgiants]

1. No sex until he gets rid of the useless crap?

[Sabriel]

2. Rats, I used that one up on something else. n/t

[sendero]

9. Then that's...

.... why he's buying useless crap. Sublimation.

[petronius]

3. That's not useless crap

It's all gonna be really useful or really valuable someday in the future, and you're gonna feel like a chump for wanting to get rid of it!

[Sabriel]

4. Two wall-mount mono speakers with fabric coverings

showing an Italian picnic scene?

Is that's not crap, what is?

[petronius]

5. That's art!

and it's also functional. Sounds like your spouse is a man of discriminating taste... :)

[rug]

6. Shoot him

[Solon]

7. Do what most of my past girlfriends and my mother does...

to my dad, take the credit and debit cards, and put him on allowance. Men require training after all.

[gmoney]

8. As a man I object to the generalization...

...that we must all be trained... blah blah blah... :pointless flamewar:

:sarcasm: