If you hadn't had a shower in 5 days, and Bush offered you his shower

[undeterred]

on Air Force One, what would you do?

[NoSheep]

1. Take him up on it, then SHIT in the shower. n/t

[Droopy]

2. I'd get a shower.

[deadparrot]

3. I would stand irritatingly close to him for a long period of time. nt

[peacefreak]

4. I would have said no thanks.

It would have made me "beholden" to that $^$#^%^. I would have looked him straight in the eye & told him there were many more things that mattered more right then, than my personal comfort.

[TimeChaser]

5. I'd use up all of his hot water...

... and sing really loudly in languages he doesn't understand.

[undeterred]

16. Like English?

:shrug:

[undeterred]

6. I'd save the water from my shower and make some koolaid with it.

And make him drink it.

[HuskerDU]

7. Ever since he left Americans to die in New Orleans I

have refused to listen to a word he says. As soon as I know he will be speaking I mute the tv or leave the room. I would simply refuse to hear him speak.

Bush is not just the worst President ever, he is the worst American of all-time.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. "Worst American of all- time."

And HOW.....Truer words were never spoken....

Thank you for voicing them....

:argh:

[HuskerDU]

9. He has been the worst President ever for years now, but the

disgrace in N.O. bumped him to worst American ever. He may soon be in the top 10 worst human beings ever.

[undeterred]

10. Worst influence on Western Civilization for the last 5 years.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I must disagree with Bush being the worst American ever

John Willkes Booth killed our best president and he was a democrat killing a republican president, and ruined what would have been a peaceful reconciliation between north and south at that point in time, Bush isnt a great guy, Ill give you that but there are far worse people than him who have called themselves Americans. Ill even disagree that hes the worst president ever, the republican presidents of the 1920's terrible economic policies led us to the Great Depression and their isolationist views really hurt us later as the great evil dicators of the day rose to power.

[HuskerDU]

17. Booth killing one man makes him worse than President Death?

I guess we will have to disagree. However, that is a good thing. If we always agreed, then we'd be Republicans. (and always wrong)

[sasquatch]

12. Can I pee in it?

:evilgrin:

[undeterred]

13. I'm amazed no one else has thought of that yet.

[RC]

18. or better yet, pee out of it...

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. I would say "No, thanks, I will wait for water not polluted with the blood

of innocents; I'm sorry, but as an enemy of the state I cannot in good conscience accept any of your tainted blood-money comforts, and I will remain unshowered in solidarity with the poor and oppressed and others you attempted to kill, until I can find a clean water source."

[undeterred]

15. Good for you.

:hi:

[petronius]

19. pee in the shampoo bottle (afte using it)

[huskerlaw]

20. I would tell him to kiss my ass

The only thing I would accept from that asshat is his resignation.

Even if I had been wading chest-deep in chemical laced, sewer-water for 5 days, the thought of sharing his shower is far more disgusting.

In fact, I'd tell him to go stand in the shower and use the water to fill up water bottles. And then I'd make him distribute them to the very people he's trying to kill.

[Vektor]

21. Sure it's only a shower. And I'd NEED ONE.

It doesn't mean I'd have to like him.

[ismnotwasm]

22. Walk away

Somethings just aren't worth it.