So I saw the most ridiculous homemade bumper sticker ever....

[eeyore]

I was in Boise for a wedding a while back, walking down the main drag on a Friday night. There were all of these cowboys cruising in their trucks, whooping it up and yelling out their windows.

I saw this ridiculously oversized truck pulled over by a cop ahead of me, with a big ole sticker on the bumper. As I finally got closer all I could do was laugh.

The jackass had put a HUGH1! homemade sticker on his truck that read AMATEUR GYNOCOLOGIST.

I bet he gets all of the ladies with that one. EEEEW!

[Droopy]

1. I know someone who would do something like that

He does get laid using his redneck strategies, but the women usually aren't too smart. He don't care about that, though.

[KitchenWitch]

2. I bet he has a huge beer belly

and wears T-shirts that say "No fat chicks"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh yeah right..sure he does!

:sarcasm:

Plus he can't even spell...ICK! :puke:

[HuskerDU]

4. I saw a truck the other day with a sticker that read:

Fans
Against
Gordon

Apparently this 'macho man' is a member of FAG.

[eeyore]

5. He had a Calvin pissing sticker too.

But I was laughing too hard to notice what Calvin was pissing on this time. Osama? Ford? Clinton? Who knows...

[KitchenWitch]

6. Gods I hate those

Tasteless fucking things.

[eeyore]

I've been tempted to create my own.

Calvin pissing on the American flag.
Calvin pissing on Bush.
Calvin pissing on Jesus.
Calvin pissing on Hannity.

How long do you think I would last before I was run off the road? Might be worth. I could use a new car!

:

[njdemocrat106]

11. The Jesus and flag ideas are definitely pushing the boundaries

Actually, a similar picture of Bush urinating on the flag would be quite accurate after what he's done to this country. I take no responsibility for any injuries sustained by you for bring my idea to fruition, however (though I'm sure you can easily kick some Freeper ass :evilgrin:).

[CanuckAmok]

10. I want a "Calvin pissing on Free Will" sticker.

[friesianrider]

7. Oh that is so sexy.

I'll bet the chicks can't keep their hands off his obviously minuscule endowments. :eyes:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. ROFLMAO!

[NMMNG]

9. Definitely a freeper considering the horrendous spelling

No doubt he's a real chick magnet with that bumper sticker. NOT!:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Saw a semi-truck in Phoenix that had a HUGH! sign asking women

to lift their shirts and show himt heir boobs. When I drove by this twerp. two lanes over, he looked at me with a grin of expectation...I flipped him off then sped outta there. He looked kinda pissed :rofl:

[Droopy]

13. About 80% of male truckers

look down into cars that are passing them hoping to see something. It doesn't seem to be a function of intelligence, either (well "lift shirt" signs are pretty stupid). I think it has more to do with being out on the road for 6 weeks at a time without any female attention.