We fucking rock. Jus' sayin'.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

*whistles Hawaii 5-0 theme music*

[Maestro]

1. Football

as if that were a popular sport. :sarcasm:

[MissHoneychurch]

2. uhhhh .....

ever been to Europe???

[Maestro]

3. See the sarcasm smiley?

And yes I have been to Europe.

[MissHoneychurch]

4. guess I should have put a smilie behind my text

did you mean American football or "our" football? :)

[Maestro]

7. Football as in the kind with the spherical shaped object

that people kick. ;)

[MissHoneychurch]

8. you sure have your way with words

a nice way to put it :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. My way is nicer. (nt)

[MissHoneychurch]

11. I have to admit

I liked your definition a lot also. :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Of course, an American who's never been in Europe

would never use the name "football" to name the correct sport, i.e. that which is played with the FOOT (not the hand) and a BALL (not an oversized suppository).

[Maestro]

6. Hahahahaha!

"oversized suppository" I'm dying. That was funny!

[Donkeyboy75]

9. Nyah nyah

The U.S. qualified before Brazil did. :P

[MissHoneychurch]

12. nyah nyah

Germany doesn't has to qualify at all (which on the other hand might be our luck)

[Maestro]

13. Really?

Wow! Who'd have thunk it?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Really heroic

You managed not to end up in the lower half of a leg with Mexico, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Trinidad & Tobago, and Panama. Wow.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. Hmmm

last I checked all you had to do was avoid the bottom half of a group containing Venezuela, Bolivia, Peru and Chile.

Of course Brazil shouldn't have had to qualify at all, but Sepp Blatter is a dumbfuck.

[Fenris]

15. Do the announcers yell "Goooooooooooooal!" in Brazil too?

:D

[no name no slogan]

16. If they won't I will

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. That's European announcers. Brazilian announcers yell:

"Gooooal!" if the other guys score; or

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" if Brazil scores.

Coz we're fair and balanced. Just like Fox News.

[nickgutierrez]

19. Your attack in Germany is going to be ri-goddamn-diculous

Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho... I'd say they're going to score a few goals, but then I might be understating the issue just a bit.