This is a thread.

[Rabrrrrrr]

It is not a horse. Nor is it a pipe.

[ET Awful]

1. This is a reply to a thread that is not a horse nor a pipe.

It is not a gerbil.

It is not a wooden plank.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. This is a reply.

This is the content.

[Liberalynn]

3. This is content

yet not a novel

[SOteric]

4. This is

not novel content.

[Tallison]

5. This post's self-evident

and in the wrong place.

[khashka]

6. This is a post

it is not a joint, a pregnancy test, or a pornograhic movie. Surprisingly, it is not even a sermon. It is just a post in a thread - sound and fury signifying nothing. These things happen.


Namaste.

Khash.

[chknltl]

7. I thought this was a thread...

... one can get down from a post!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Yours was not a thread.

Nor was it a Klondike Bar, a vivisected Marty Feldman, nor a bachelorette party.

[chknltl]

11. Your's was a thread

and became a post. Now this is a post, but I am gonna get down from this post and go find a Klondike Bar! (Damn it why couldn't it have been a salad)

[nytemare]

9. So, was it Miss Scarlett with the thread in the library??

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. This is not an answer.

This sentence has five words.

[chknltl]

12. Here is your thread back

and this is my post, not a one handed clap nor a Krasheninnikov, just my post. My post had a mispelled name and nobody saw, I edited it because this is my post.

[Telly Savalas]

13. This is my post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My post is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my post is useless. Without my post I am useless. I must write my post true. I must argue straighter than my enemy, who is trying to embarrass me. I must belittle him before he belittles me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my post and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

[Splatter Phoenix]

14. This is a meaningful, witty reply.

...no, really...it is. Honest to God.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. This is a dry and humorless response to your response.

This is the content.

[Splatter Phoenix]

17. ....this is a post which took three and a half hours to formulate.

:D! And this is a poster jealous of certain parties' humor abilities.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. THis is a post which is being constructed on the fly, stream of

consciousness, like that writer guy, the one from Ireland who did Finnegan's wake with all the weird word the weird word the weird word weird weird weird word formulations and long long sentences long like the snake that wraps it around the world that will be loosed at the time of Ragnarok at the time of Ragnarok loosed loosed loosed on the world at the time of Ragnarok when the gods shall go to their final final final war the final war long like a snake at the end of the world with the gods in final battle like a long snake like long sentences with prose and poetry and sometimes recipes for old recipes for old recipes by old women who made things long ago and wrote recipes to remember how to make them and give to their warrior folk like the long long snake at the end of the world when Ragnarok comes and the gods do their final battle.

[chknltl]

19. your post caught....

...this thread back. It had been returned to the stream for being too small. This is as it should be. See how it has grown! Perhaps someday it will be very big.... here you go thread, back to the stream with you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. This is a post

It says "Fly thread, be free!"

[chknltl]

16. Here is that thread!

I thought it was lost. My post has retrieved it. It did not retrieve a Klondike bar nor a porn star. My post only retrieved this thread.

[GOPBasher]

20. This is the subject of a reply.

This is the content of the reply.

This statement is false.

[SocratesInSpirit]

22. This is a thread.

A what?

A thread.

A what?

A thread.

Oh, a thread.

(high school theater exercise - repeat ad nauseum....oh no...now it's an earworm! Damn it!)

:crazy: :nuke:

[chknltl]

23. This thread outgrows this post!

(calls em as I sees em)

[chknltl]

24. this is not a loud post

aaaahhhhhhh much better

[chknltl]

25. nor is it a loud post in a loud thread

hear that?

[chknltl]

26. hear what?

[chknltl]

27. my point exactly

[chknltl]

28. this is my quiet post in this quiet thread

it appears i have the place to myself

[NMMNG]

29. This is a reply

Complete with naughty smilies

[chknltl]

30. Are those posts on that bed in this thread?

you gotta love those smilies.

[swimboy]

31. What's the thread count on those sheets on the bed in that post?

[chknltl]

32. That thread does not count in that post

[chknltl]

33. All posts count in this thread

[NMMNG]

36. Indeed there are

Are you related to Dr. Seuss by chance? :P

[XemaSab]

34. You never replied

to my PM. :(

[chknltl]

35. This post is not a back

But this thread is back!