Bush reamed Michael Brown a new one yesterday

[GOPFighter]

Yesterday George Bush and Michael Brown met to for a debriefing of what worked and what went wrong with FEMA's response to the evacuation of New Orleans.

I have it on good authority this is what transpired:

BUSH: Michael, you really fucked this up, you know that?

BROWN: Yes Sir.

BUSH: We had the perfect plan for New Orleans in place and you fucked it up!

BROWN: Yes Sir.

BUSH: We almost succeeded, but you just weren't skilled enough to follow through, isn't that right Michael?

BROWN: Yes sir.

BUSH: We could have reduced that gay-loving city to a backwater town, embarrassed that Democratic Mayor and Democratic Governor, AND made that inner city scum look like violent, looting assholes, but you couldn't follow orders. You LET THE PRESS GET INTO THE CITY and they embarrassed us! You were supposed to have them shot and blame it on the looters. With bodies of reporters we could have convinced America that it was too dangerous to rescue them, let them riot, and mow 'em all down. We could have shown the voters the kind of scum the Democrats pander to. We would have kicked their Democratic asses in 2006. But you blew it for all of us. Get out of here!

Brown: Yes Sir.

You probably won't see this in Newsweek or Time.