Tinfoil hat time: Is Dick Cheney still alive?

[KitchenWitch]

If so, where the fuck has he been?

:nuke:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Secret hide away he is. mmMMmmm.

[BlueIris]

2. Starting to irritate me.

Dick--? We know about your little plan. Sorry that Katrina and your little boy's planned-in-advance ineptitude fucked it up. I know you thought Karl's brainwashing would hold, but...come out here and take it like a man, would ja?

[tjwmason]

8. He's only just starting to irritate you now?

:shrug:

[bridgit]

3. fair enough question...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4638822

[Kire]

4. Undisclosed Location

hatching secret plans for world domination

[u4ic]

5. I thought he was a Borg?

:shrug:

[HuskerDU]

6. From what I understand, he is off buying an estate.

I really wish I was kidding. Unfuckingbelievable.

[ET Awful]

11. You sure you don't mean "planning his estate" for his inevitable demise?

:scared: That may be the most heartless, callous thing I've ever said . . . ah well.

[JimmyJazz]

7. I was just thinking that the other night! Of course, your question begs

this question: What fuggin' difference would it make? :P

[Allenberg]

9. When was his last public appearance?

:shrug:

[chknltl]

10. last time I saw him......

...was in photos at the Crawford ranch, he did not look too good then,
those pics were a source of some amusement here in the DU, part of which was directed at his unhealthy appearance......

[swimboy]

12. Heard he is in hospital. His body rejected Chandra Levy's heart.

I tried to find the DUer's name I heard that from. I picture him like the villain in Hell Boy--made of dust and self-winding clockwork.

[KitchenWitch]

13. OMG

x(

[BiggJawn]

14. Oh, that does my heart (the OEM one) good!

I've been dropping that hint ever since he disappeared around 9-11 and magically re-surfaced a few weeks before the remains of Chandra were "found" in the corner of the park they'd been over many times...

I think they're installing Natalie Holloway's pump in him this week.

Chadra's heart finally was successful in rejecting HIM, BTW....

[swimboy]

15. Cheers, Bigg Jawn!

:toast:

[Debi]

16. beyond sick

:crazy:

[miss_kitty]

17. he's 'being sent' to the disaster area tomorrow by the chimp

to 'Oversee operations' and make sure that everything is carried out to Chimpy mcFuckwit's high, exacting standards.
Truly. Here's a link:

http://news.monstersandcritics.com/northamerica/article_1046305.php/Bush_sends_Cheney_to_storm-affected_area

I always appreciated it when someone who had NO FUCKING IDEA what my job entailed oversaw my work and set priorities and goals for me.
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[LeftyDarthBrodie]

18. If he died

I suspect they'd milk that for political reasons. Polling, etc. He's probably laughing to the bank with gas prices being at an all-time high.

[NYC Liberal]

19. If he died, how could they tell?

Yes, yes...it was the easy joke. :P Apologies to Dorothy Parker.

[SOteric]

20. He's been very busy getting Haliburton the rebuild contract on NO.

Yes. Really.