My horrible pun of the night...

[Archae]

Brace yourself...

I just got a CD, it has Bach, Pachelbel, Handel and Vivaldi on it.
But if I dropped it hard enough, it would be baroque. :P

[KitchenWitch]

1. *rimshot*

"I'm here all week!"

[Archae]

3. Thankyew, thankyew...

You know what Johann Sebastian Schwartzenegger said?

"I'll be Bach." :rofl:

[auntAgonist]

2. ba dum bump!!

:rofl:

not bad

[Endangered Specie]

4. Thats so bad... its good!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

5. yes, as a practical matter yes it would...

[The Magistrate]

6. Not Bad, Sir

Not bad at all.

Someone told me this one recently, and though it may be imflammatory in some respects, some might appreciate it....

The Mahatma Ghandi famously went barefoot, which built up heavy callouses on his feet. He fasted often for spiritual strength, leaving him very thin. Even when he ate, he ate very little, and ate poor food, making his breath often bad. In short, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis....

[Clintmax]

7. Boo! Hiss!

I hate puns! :rofl:

[The Magistrate]

18. You Are Not Alone, Sir

"People who commit puns should be drawn and quoted...."

[radfringe]

8. You know you are Baroque

if you've run out of "monet"

[billyskank]

9. Then there's no point going chopin

Sorry. :spank:

[Archae]

10. LOL!

That one was horrible, and I love it!

[tigereye]

15. oh that was excellent!

I love really bad puns!

[Aristus]

11. How could you possibly drop the CD when it has a Handel on it?

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

12. I'll be Bach

You be Haydn

[tjwmason]

16. I'm just popping out to the supermarket

now where did I put my Chopin Liszt?

:puke:

[skygazer]

13. If it's not baroque

Don't fix it! :spank:

[Aristus]

14. As a fan of Baroque music, I have to say:

If it ain't Baroque, fix it!

[Lilyhoney]

17. made me kind of smile. thanks. nt