Wake up like a douche...and other misunderstood lyrics.

[Squatch]

Bliiiiinded by the light,
Wake up like a douche in the middle of the night.

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I'm your penis, I'm your fire, your desire.

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OK, your turn...go.

[redqueen]

1. Take a can of biscuits, every day....

Take a can of biscuits every way...


I used to sing that so loudly as a kid. :blush:

[skygazer]

2. There's a Doobie Brothers song

With a repeating line that says, "I will beeee there".

I just finally figured out what they were saying - for years, I've heard it as "I'm a vegan." :shrug:

[RushIsRot]

3. Neil Diamond's

for Reverend Blue Jeans...

[KamaAina]

4. I know Bill Bixby, I know Bill Bixby, I know Bill Bixby's mine...

um, "I know you'll miss me blind" -- Culture Club.

[no name no slogan]

5. www.kissthisguy.com

as in, "'scuse me, will I kiss this guy"

ON EDIT:
that's too obvious. How about:

"She's got electric boobz, a mohair suit..."

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

6. free Bert

[maveric]

7. "Theres the Bathroom on the right..."

[Lindacooks]

51. That's mine too!!

I love that misquoted song.

[Lindacooks]

52. I want to rock and roll all night .... and part of every day!

Famous 'Dharma and Greg' quotation.

Also 'I've got a black magic woman and she's trying to take a pebble out of me.'

[Lindacooks]

53. 'I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all popsicles in my

way!'

Another Dharma and Greg classic.

[WeRQ4U]

8. "Big old Jed had a light on"

"Don't carry me too far away."

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[magnetism]

11. Beat me to it!

:toast:

[Blue_In_AK]

9. I thought it was "wrapped up" like a douche....

Coulda fooled me........ :)

[magnetism]

10. Big ol Jed had a light on...

Steve Miller Band - Big old Jet Airliner!

[dolo amber]

12. "Bald-headed woman...

bald-headed woman to meeeeeeee..."

Hey, gimme a break...it's the Bee Gees. Maybe if I had dog hearing I could've understood it better. :D

[Blue_In_AK]

13. When I was little

back in the Dark Ages, I used to like to sing "Young at Heart" (Frank Sinatra, I think)

And here is the best part...
You'll have a head scarf....
If you are among the very young at heart.

Ha.

[maxsolomon]

14. Looking back on when i was a little nasty, hairy boy

Sir Duke, Stevie Wonder

Nappy-headed boy.

[mainegreen]

15. "Rock the klezmer"

I never understood why they were so excited about klezmer music. My fiancee had to explain what the kazmar was, why it was important. Boy did I feel stupid.

[supernova]

17. Dude, it's "Rock the Casbah"

:D

:rofl:

[mainegreen]

18. You see!

I'm totally hopeless!

(Turning red again!!)

[magnetism]

22. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mokito]

35. Casbah/Kasbah

Casbah

n : an older or native quarter of many cities in northern Africa; the quarter in which the citadel is located


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

[alcibiades_mystery]

37. LOL

Oh, my...

[Wetzelbill]

16. "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

instead of "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer"

[jane_pippin]

28. For some reason that song came on

at a punk club I was in, and on cue the whole place belted out "Hold me closer Tony Danza."

[Wetzelbill]

32. hahaha

that's great. That's one of the funniest things I have heard in some time. :)

:rofl:

[underpants]

19. " takes the wheel when I'm seeing double feeds my chickens when I sleep"

Sugar MAgnolia by The Dead.

IT was only about 10 years ago that I realized those lyrics were wrong.

[underpants]

20. "I get up down but I get up again 'cause it happens on the lead guitar"

Chumbawumba

[no name no slogan]

21. well, it IS the Dead

so you're probably the only one to notice
:smoke:

[billyskank]

23. Be-el-ze-bub

has the Devil got a sideboard

[swimboy]

24. somebody calls you you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes by

[Morning Dew]

25. I believe in milk cows

[Proud2BAmurkin]

43. where ya from

you sexy thing

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. Isn't it actually "wrapped up like a deuce"?

[WeRQ4U]

30. Nope. It's "REVVED up like a deuce"

As in a car.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Oh yeah that's right .......

[asthmaticeog]

27. Thirty Teens and the Thunder Chief

From AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap," bien sur.

Someday, I'm using Thirty Teens and the Thunder Chief as a band name.

[Kathryn STone]

29. "Come from the land of the ice cream cones"

Come from the land of the ice and snow-Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. Welcome to DU! BTW, I didn't know what the lyrics were until

I heard

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

[Lydia Leftcoast]

44. I misunderstood SO many of the lyrics from that song

(actual lyrics in parentheses)

"To light the hall, singing and crying..."
(To fight the horde, singing and crying)

"Always sleep, reaching out
Our only goal will be to twist and shout"
(On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore)

"Tonight you'd better stop
A-wreakin' all your ruin
(So now you'd better stop
and rebuild all your ruins)

And I'm actually old enough to remember when this was a Top 40 hit!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

47. I'm that old too. It's funny that you and I heard the same lyrics:

"Tonight you'd better stop
A-wreakin' all your ruin"

and

"Always sleep, reaching out
Our only goal will be to twist and shout"

[alcibiades_mystery]

38. My cousin thought Brown Eyed Girl said "Gun down the old man

with a transistor radio" Who are you, the fucking Professor from Gilligan's Island?!? :rofl:

"Going down the old mine with a transistor radio"

[Wetzelbill]

34. that would be a cool name nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

36. Rusted Root's "simian the whale"

or, er, "send me on my way."

Wasn't me. Wife's college roommate thought it was 'simian the whale.'

[Lady Effingbroke]

39. Oh, lord, I'm suckin' on old tires again. -- "Lodi" - CCR

Does anyone know where the little dog goes? -- "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot

[AVulgarianHue]

40. "I'm elusive baby"

instead of: "I'm a loser baby"

[Tafiti]

48. On that note....

Everyone thought it said, "So, open the door. I'm a loser baby..."

But he's saying it in spanish, "Soy, un perdedor."

You probably knew that, though.

[u4ic]

41. I always thought Gordon Lightfoot's Sundown

was: "Sundown, you better take care, if I find you've been drinkin my Labatt's Ale".

Really, it's "If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"

:silly:

[LaPera]

42. You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw...

HMMMM... Maybe NOT.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

45. sure as killam and jared risin up their members above the searing eddie

hey i was 9

[NMMNG]

46. Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down,

kick 'em when they $hit, kick 'em all around (Dirty Laundry/Don Henley)

[steely]

49. Rocky mountain high, follow rocko

[norml]

50. I wanna` be a Bus. I wanna` be a Big Bus. I wanna` be the Biggest Bus

to ever Bus the World around.

It's actually supposed to be "I wanna` be a Boss" in the 10cc song.