This amazon.com reviewer has way too much time, but is funny as hell

[DS1]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A36XC3PZCV7TVZ/ref=cm_cr_auth/102-0032269-1702541

[Hugin]

1. Ever seen this one?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0140502416/qid=1126100405/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/102-1085878-9762516?v=glance&s=books

Then scroll down to the first review...

"Ping! I love that duck!"

Read it carefully!

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

2. I always thought there was more to the Care Bears than met the eye.

:o

[El Fuego]

3. That is too funny!

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Nite v. Night.

"My child has enough strikes against her" without mispelling...

:rofl:

[Missy Vixen]

5. WOW

I can't decide which one's my favorite...

Julie

[DS1]

7. It's a toss up between cowering in his spidy blanket,

the brick colored face paint, or the brake lube oil that's doing nothing for his sex life and making his wife look like a swollen walnut :D

[Misunderestimator]

8. I like the Pillow one...

Sealy Posturepedic Encompass Fiber and Foam Extra-Firm Support Standard Pillow
Price: $10.99
Availability: This item is currently unavailable.


3 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
Some more features needed, August 28, 2005
Don't get me wrong, this pillow works great for sleeping at night. In fact, I've gotten the best sleep of my life thanks to this pillow. At least, the best sleep as far as comfort for my neck goes.

But what if you start to realize the reason you can't sleep the whole night through isn't some "neck problem" but that indeed, the problem might be deeper and run more to WHOM you're sleeping next to?

Which is why I'd just say that I think this pillow who benefit with some small handholds on either side, in order to make it much easier to press it down firmly for a period of at least five minutes. Because I found my hands cramping after a minute or two.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. ROTFL!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

6. ROFL! "horse. said horse cicksocker!"

damn flask thing gonna not give me a dirnk in my horse. house.

i said house!

tells me things i dont have a thing of nver heard of. who has grandadaine in they're horose? house.

said house gofdammit!

hey. hey! wanna know kick quocktail, quick cocktail i like? i like to crunch up the cheetos end of the bag and then mix up a little scope or calvin kline or whatver the kids gots in their medicine cabitnet. sometimes they got pills n pot too but thts not really cocktail is it? never shouldve let em have there own bathroom in the house.

horse. said horse cicksocker!


re. Electronic Drink Guide (QU137)


:rofl:

This guy definitely posts on DU. :rofl:

[swimboy]

9. Beyond extraordinary!!! Thanks!

[SOteric]

11. Heh.

Pretty good stuff.