Do not post anything to get this thread locked. That's the only rule.

[JimmyJazz]

Otherwise, have fun.

[ET Awful]

1. You talkin' to me?

[JimmyJazz]

3. OMG! Is that really what you look like? I gotta tellya, dude....

that's not really how I pictured you!

[Fenris]

2. The Penis

Mightier than the sword.

[JimmyJazz]

4. I've got nothing.

I am lame. :(

[Fenris]

14. HA! I've rendered thee speechless!

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

32. That is a first, isn't it!

:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. So, apparently, is the missing space.

:pals: Hi, Fenris

[Fenris]

13. What space?

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Well, then, as I am a Gold Medal Dyke, you force me to ask the question:

What is a Penis?

"The Pen is" I would understand.

:shrug:

[Fenris]

25. A penis is an organ currently attached to my body.

It is used for reproduction and/or fun.

Women have an equivalent. :P

[bertha katzenengel]

28. I like your definition!

We do have an equivalent, and IMO ours is much more fun.

Uh, oh... JJ, I apologize in advance if I've done it...

[Fenris]

36. Ours is pretty fun too.

:D

[ET Awful]

26. Gold Medal Dyke? Does that mean you bake alot?

:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Heh heh... no, but I really like that emblem.... Maybe someone could

photoshop the ribbon to read something else. Like "male flesh has never touched mine." THAT's what a GMD is. :hi:

[ET Awful]

30. Sheeesh!

I KNEW that :)

That'll teach me to try and be a wiseass. :)

My cousin's parter would qualify as a GMD, my cousin on the other hand would fall more into like . . . a bronze medal category :evilgrin: She tried to play the role for many years to avoid her fundie mom.

[bertha katzenengel]

31. I thought you might, but now others know, too!

bronze -- LOL I like it.

Oh, now I'm becoming a pumpkin.

'night, all

[miss_kitty]

15. Does that really work, Trebek?

[Fenris]

22. That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek!

[miss_kitty]

29. Damn you, Trebek!

[Fenris]

35. "I'll take 'Anal Bum Cover' for $200, Trebek."

[anarch]

71. "I've spent five years of my life...

trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret."

:D

[miss_kitty]

75. Suck on it, Trebeck. Suck it long, and suck it hard

[no name no slogan]

54. You're sitting on a goldmine, Trebek

:P

[bertha katzenengel]

5. I wonder, if I posted a photo of myself standing in a room, wearing no-

thing on top, holding my own breasts in my hands and making a fish face, would the thread be locked? would i be banned? :blush:

[JimmyJazz]

7. I say you give it a try and we find out for certain!

:7

[bertha katzenengel]

9. Bwahahahaha!

Honestly, if it were just us (meaning no freepers could see) I'd probably post it. I really would.

I'll just have to leave it to your imagination. ;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. What about a PM?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[bertha katzenengel]

17. Oh, Crazy...

you so crazy! Enjoy that popcorn, baby. ;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Want some?

[bertha katzenengel]

21. If you saw the photo in question, you wouldn't offer.

Bertha's a big girl. ;)

But thanks! :*

[In_The_Wind]

8. .

[JimmyJazz]

19. Erm...I think I see an envelope that needs pushing!

:P

[In_The_Wind]

33. ^*^

[miss_kitty]

10. I'm eating dinner

mmmmmm!

[JimmyJazz]

20. Oh Yummy! Please share! Please! Otherwise, I might have to

be a tattle-tale :7

[miss_kitty]

24. heh heh heh

doctors TOLD me to.

[FuzzySlippers]

11. ....

[JimmyJazz]

23. back at ya:

[bridgit]

34. Oh-bo-de-o-do oh-bo-de-o-do...

Oh-bo-de-o-do de-do-duh

Winchester Cathedral
You're bringing me down
You stood and you watched as
My baby left town

You could have done something
But you didn't try
You didn't do nothing
You let her walk by

Now everyone knows just how much I needed that gal
She wouldn't have gone far away
If only you'd started ringing your bell

Winchester Cathedral
You're bringing me down
You stood and you watched as
My baby left town

Oh-bo-de-o-do oh-bo-de-o-do
Oh-bo-de-o-do de-do-duh

[JimmyJazz]

37. Locking.

Just because that's a really shitty earworm to give to your friends! :D

[bridgit]

65. too true...

O8)

[khashka]

38. That's really hateful!

Excluding me from your thread! I thought we were friends.

Just out of spite I'm thinking of locking down every other thread in the Lounge. That'll show you!

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

39. Good gawd, Khash - Did LL Beane have a sale on extra

thin skin this week? And did you stock up? What's going on, sweetums? :silly:

[khashka]

41. Just joking with you ladyfriend...

I have a slight tendency to get threads locked.

It was a joke, sweetums :)

Khash

[GOPisEvil]

40. Can I ride your ass?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

44. Only if you bring your own saddle and blanket!

Gawds. I'm so embarrassed.

[GOPisEvil]

47. Yeeeeeeehaw!!!!

:evilgrin:

[kiraboo]

42. sorry michael. miss you.

[JimmyJazz]

46. huh?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. What about that snarky, disrespectful PM you sent me?

x(






:P

[JimmyJazz]

48. shaddup! No matter what you say to me, I'm still coming to your party!

The boss said I could! So there :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. You'll be the first person (well, one of the first) we tell...

...once we have a date. :hi:

[Ramsey]

45. I'm going ta talk about sex!

OK, well maybe not.

It just wouldn't be any fun since matcom has already gone beddie bye!

[JimmyJazz]

49. Hey Ramsey! Look at the pretty shoes!

(and thus endeth another sex thread and starteth another shoe one)
:P

[Ramsey]

53. Dear JimmyJazz

I am not clear on the distinction between sex and shoes!

[JimmyJazz]

58. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Me neither!

Will you let me know if you find out :7

[RagingInMiami]

51. Is this going to be one of those threads that wind up with 700 posts?

What was the one last time that did that?

[nickgutierrez]

52. I'm tempted to try to get this thread locked

But I think I'll give my contrarian side a rest for now. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

55. You're too young to say the things you'd need to say for a lock.

And it's almost your bedtime, Mr. Man!

[nickgutierrez]

56. ...

Times like these, I wish Blue-Jay had been a better photographer.

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. But then there'd be a warrant for my arrest.

You're not allowed to bring loaded weapons into bars in Chicago.

[texas1928]

59. Corn Flakes.

AND CHICKEN!!!


:hide:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

60. FREE PORN LINKS!!!!

Will not be given on this thread.

[southlandshari]

61. Locking

Oh come on........that was just too good to pass up!

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

62. I've got the POWER! I can now over ride a lock!

That's right! skinner does like me best!

[southlandshari]

64. Nah, I'm just weak tonight.

Bad day. Very bad day. Enjoy your advantage while you can, friend!

:P

[nickgutierrez]

63. *ahem*

She didn't lock the thread, people. :P

[JimmyJazz]

66. GAWD - You are SUCH a party pooper!

I had people convinced that I had special powers and you had to go and ruin it! Next thing you know, you'll be posting that there is no Santa Claus! :P

[nickgutierrez]

67. Well, it's the truth, isn't it?

There's also no Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy was actually just your parents. :o

[JimmyJazz]

68. NO WAY! You are SUCH a liar! ALERT! ALERT!

[southlandshari]

69. Bad, bad, bad man!

:spank:

I'd give you a worse punishment, but I've got a phone call to take right now. Don't you move!

:P

[nickgutierrez]

70. Hope it's not on THAT phone.

(ring ring ring ring ring ring ring)

[southlandshari]

73. What? What did you say? I can't hear you!

Someone turn that stupid music down - it's driving me crazy!

What? You don't hear it? It's so fucking loud, man!

;)

[nickgutierrez]

74. What the fuck is a "bananaphone"?

:D

[southlandshari]

78. YOU HEAR IT, TOO?

Thank God!

Let's go touch some other unsuspecting DUers!

}(

[Left Is Write]

72. Can I be random? I bought some new boots. I like them.

[JimmyJazz]

77. Pics? Please!

[Left Is Write]

79. I don't have any pictures of me in them, but...

They are these.



That's what happens when my husband looks through the Victoria's Secret catalog. :D

[GOPisEvil]

80. Take pictures of yourself in those.

Please.

}(

[Left Is Write]

81. Maybe!

But I'm on a break from posting pics of me here for a while.

[GOPisEvil]

82. Fair enough.

I am an only child, I have a good imagination. ;)

[Aristus]

76. HOOSHINGS!????

BEFORE, YOU WERE DOING SLAP-SLAPS!!!!







*that's for any Beetle Bailey fans out there* B-)