Feel free to hijack this thread

[KitchenWitch]

:popcorn:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Ummm, okay

how's that?

[KitchenWitch]

2. Yikes

Gator looks pretty satisfied :scared:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. Unfortunately, yes, he does

I fear there is plenty for gators to eat for the forseeable future.

[KitchenWitch]

17. I know

:cry:

[Chichiri]

3. Gazpacho

Saw you walking on your velvet lawn
Is it lonely on the moon?
You took a dive and swallowed all you could
Did you drink too much too soon?
Nothing left for you to fight about
And no-one wants to see you try
The nearest neighbours are a mile away
Does the ocean hear you cry?

Punching at the sky
They say the King is losin' his grip again
They said you're bullet proof, they said you feel no pain
It seems the hero is misunderstood again

Is it love or is it surgery
Makes her seem so ill at ease
As she's begging you to please calm down
In her silk Armani on her knees
Did you carry out those threats I heard
Or were you only playing macho?
And the stains on her Versace scarf
Were they really just Gazpacho?

They say the King is watching his back again
They say the King is losing his grip again
Raging like a bull to an empty ring
D'you think they will forgive a hero anything?

Now the ring is just a band of gold
And your wife needs police protection
While you're sparring with the journalists
You're trying to win back her affection
Is this what it means to be a man boxing up all your emotion
So now she's gone and you're alone at last
You can tell it to the ocean

They say the King is losing his grip again
They say the King is countin' his numbered days
You never lost a fight in your whole life
You never had no trouble sleepin' through the night
The bottle and the doctor get you through the day
The boys who run the house'll make it all OK
You think they will forgive a hero anything
Maybe Hollywood... but maybe then again...

Now the ring is just a band of gold...
Drive the road...

[Floogeldy]

4. Does anybody else think that making pencils from trees is a bad thing?

I mean, come on.

Destruction of trees should be limited to the purpose of making guitars. By hand.

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[KitchenWitch]

11. What are the pencils to be made of...bamboo?

I am with you on the guitars thing.

[Floogeldy]

14. Who needs pencils, when we have pens and keyboards?

Not that I'm an expert.

;)

[KitchenWitch]

15. Could we settle for mechanical pencils?

I need to be able to erase!

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I could, but why would I want to?

:P

[Doctor_J]

6. Speaking of hijacking, did anyone watch Federer tonight?

Man, he just chewed up a really good player in straight sets. More dominant than Tiger.

(How'd I do?)

[KitchenWitch]

13. Good job

I knew that guy had NO chance against Federer

[chknltl]

7. I have 555 posts is that a millstone?

well you asked for a hijacking.....
I know I know, kids should be seen but not heard.....
and/or whose been lettin kids in the Lounge again.....

time to fetch some dinner anyways....all that talk about catfish and cornbread I saw earlier got to me.... I am off for some cajun now

[bridgit]

8. cool , celery + gravity = art...

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html

[Doctor_J]

9. Looks like the first several attempts at hijacking have flopped

:shrug:

[texas1928]

10. Let's talk about Commander CooCoo Underpants.

[chknltl]

12. I am not a crook nt