Most improbable gig you've heard ascribed to God?

[Bossy Monkey]

Yesterday a college assistant coach who had previously been a head coach said that he didn't know whether God planned for him to be a head coach again. I couldn't help but think that that God cat is one hard-working fellow. It seems like he spends most of his time worrying about sports, though. Maybe that's how the world got so fucked up. Regardless, what's the silliest thing you've heard someone suggest that God is up nights thinking about?

[Dukkha]

1. besides * being pResident I'd say boxers

"I thank God for allowing me to beat the crap out of my opponent!"

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. Getting rap and r&b artists Grammys.

That seems to be #2 on God's "to do" list, after sports.

[Shell Beau]

4. Hee hee!

[Shell Beau]

3. I don't know. Christians believe God

is there through it all. Of course there are ridiculous things that people attribute to God. Such as what has been listed thus far!

[johnnie]

5. Entertainers that win awards

Oscars, Grammies, Golden Globes ect...