Just passed the written Massachusetts Motorcycle Test

[matcom]

now, you would THINK that the questions would revolve around MOTORCYCLES.

well, you would be wrong

its apparently MUCH more important to know whether or not it is ILLEGAL to toss a lit cigarette but out of the window of a vehicle.

its apparently also MUCH more important to know whether or not the state will renew your license if you have TWO or MORE citations for vehicle ABANDONMENT :eyes:

oh well, i passed. Honda Scooter, HERE I COME BABY! :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. haha, what did you expect?

since when did any of the products of our fine bureaucracy make sense? :silly:

but congrats! :toast:

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. You owe me

$30.00 bucks for the test you FLUNKED yesterday!!! Pay up big boy or no scooter for you!

[matcom]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah, silly me for studying the MOTORCYCLE part of the book :eyes:

you can take your $30 out in trade :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. No trade

I want cold cash buddy! I know how you 'operate' in the trade department!

So I guess I can finally get my Greyhound now since you are getting a scooter! :D

[matcom]

5. ABSOLUTELY!

we can ride together :bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

7. You Sir

are in soooo much trouble for that one!! You better be hiding behind your desk when I get home from work tonight :evilfrown:

[matcom]

11. heh. just noticed the sign in the front window on that pic

bet now i'm REALLY in trouble! :D

[MissMillie]

14. Does this mean he's not worth $30?

wow... I thought he was.

[VelmaD]

6. Matt, I hate to be a worry-wort...

but promise me you'll be careful. People in cars have no consideration for people on motorcycles and I'd hate for anything to happen to you.

[matcom]

8. thanks Velma. i will

i promise not to drive hands-free when i leave the bar at night :P

:hug:

[kick-ass-bob]

10. That's right. I always aim for the motorcyclists. In my:

[MissMillie]

15. I don't think it's a lack of consideration

Too many times I've seen motorcycles where they shouldn't be.... riding side-by-side, in-between the lanes of cars, in the breakdown lane, etc.

Here in MA they have bumper stickers that say, "Look twice: motorcycles are everywhere" and I always want to add "except for where they're supposed to be"

[GOPisEvil]

9. I wanna get a scooter!

x(

Too bad I'm poor!

[MadHound]

12. Hey, I just passed the Missouri motorcycle test, written part

I'm also getting a scooter, tommorrow, but it isn't a Honda, it is Bajaj Chetak. Fifty five mph, 100-110 mpg, and tens of millions of Indian can't be wrong. I can hardly wait. It will drop my gas bill considerably.

Congratulations on passing your test. At least here in Missouri they do test you on matters concerning motorbikes.

[matcom]

13. yup. my Honda Reflex will get about 70-80 mpg

and do 75 on the highway :bounce:

[edbermac]

16. The Mass Lottery gave me a Harley Davidson watch...

Instead of a fuckin' BIKE!!! A VROD!!!

I got some sunglasses, a blanket, some playing cards and a hat as well...whoopee-fuckin-doo...

[underpants]

17. Yeah but you passed- like THAT is tough-what kinda MORAN could fail

a written state test??? I mean really.