While at work.. don't forget to get your porn printouts from the printer

[nini]

HOLY CRAP.. I went to pick up a printout and was greeted by SEVEN pages of links and GRAPHIC pictures. :crazy:

Now, if you're going to do that at work - why wouldn't you run to the printer to pick it up instead of leaving it there for all to see. Better yet - wait until you get home.


Seriously, do you guys think it's a bit of a problem if you surf for porn from your work computer?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

PC Load Letter??

Seriously though, if you're gonna print porn at work, pick it up...

[nini]

6. Funny thing is that printer is for a certain area only

I was using the copier part but the printer is used by only about 12 people.. it would be very easy to narrow down the culprit.

Stupid moran.

:D

[kick-ass-bob]

2. Are you serious?

I always stand over the printer when I print my porn.

Sheesh.

[nini]

10. :-)

obviously this person has no shame

[progmom]

3. that's even worse than the woman who printed out her wedding registry

...every day.

[nini]

8. we had a girl here that did that.

She's was borderline Star Jones in her wedding talk :puke:

Like she is the only person to ever get married.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

4. are you gonna give me my printout back or not?

[nini]

7. I'm not touching that crap!

you'll have to reprint :P

[anarch]

5. sorry...I was aiming for alt+f4 and hit ctrl+P by accident

:blush:

[nini]

9. uh.. those key combos aren't that close

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

13. It's tough to type with one hand, I suppose!

even more of an :evilgrin:

[nini]

16. HAHAHAHAHA

true.

now there's a visual I didn't need.. *snort*

[anarch]

17. haha!

:D

[WCGreen]

22. When confronted by that dilema.....

I use my tongue......


Just kidding.... Really......

I can type with my toes.....

[GOPisEvil]

11. People like WANT to get caught, I think.

Do you have those identifier pages that print out first? That bit of dirt might be useful some time in the future.

[nini]

12. I agree they may want to see a reaction.. but SEVEN pages??

there wasn't any identifier other than the web page link.


I work at a kid's software company.. this isn't exactly things we have to 'research' :D

[hunter]

37. Kids software? Uh oh...

If you've got somebody on staff visiting porn sites then your company computers may need a bath.

You don't want to be releasing computer viruses or porn along with your product...

[nini]

45. we've got all the virus stuff active

now.. those programmers and easter egg things is another story. :scared:

[bleedingheart]

14. that's not as bad as the FBI showing up at your office to confiscate

a company computer that an employee was downloading kiddie porn..including pics of his kids...

this happened at one of our branch offices....

sick bastard went to prison...

[nini]

15. yuck.. I definitely would have alerted someone if that's what it was

:puke:


how sick are those people? :scared:

[bleedingheart]

23. there are some really twisted people in the world!

[no name no slogan]

18. True story -- the former CIO of my agency did that and got fired

I work in gubmint, and because of strong civil service laws it's damn near impossible to get fired here, unless you really fsck it up badly. In fact, one of the few enumerated "fireable" acts is to have pr0n stored on your gov't-owned computer.

Well, Mr. CIO decides he's not only going to save some naughty piccies to his laptop, he's going to PRINT THEM OUT on a PUBLIC printer in the office. :eyes:

Yes, he was caught and escorted out the door an hour later. The sad thing is, he went down the street to another agency and got the SAME job there, with MORE PAY.

Just goes to show it's who you know, not what you know.

[bleedingheart]

21. that story depresses me...

[Southpaw Bookworm]

31. Not surprised

At most companies, people who sexually harass others tend to get promoted up the food chain: No one wants to deal with them, so they get moved to another department, kinda like child-molesting priests.

[jmm]

19. This is why I say common sense ain't common

Last winter at work somebody asked me to help him with some computer problems he had been having. Turns out that for weeks when only he had access to the computer he had been visiting porn sites and places like job find. Most of the time he was doing this he was suppose to be working with children and they were still in the room with him.

[Zomby Woof]

20. LOL!

Jeez, I go off to the store, and your workplace goes to hell, lol.

:yoiks:

Dinner tonight:

Garlic, roma tomatoes, and mushrooms sauteed in extra virgin olive oil with Newman's Own Pesto & Tomato sauce, with a bit of tomato paste, oregano, balsamic vinegar, and red wine vinegar for balance
Spaghetti
Sourdough garlic bread
Your choice of cabernet, water, or V-8! :D

:loveya:

[nini]

27. YUM... you're too good to me!

:9

I swear to God. that printout was something else.. I need a bath after seeing that!

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

30. No such thing as being too good to you

:loveya:

I do believe it is a compulsive, sick behavior when the urge for porn is so strong you abuse company property to PRINT it out. If a person can't live 8 hours without it, they need to get help... and fired.

[nini]

32. thanks sweetie

I've got an idea of two guys I think did it but there's NO WAY I can prove it and it's not my job to turn them in anyway.


but hooo wee...

I gave the printouts to a guy I know in IT who is very straightlaced and asked him if those were his.. hahahah I thought he was going to barf.

[miss_kitty]

36. he'll be able to find out

:thumbsup:

[GalleryGod]

24. I Know it when I See it !

:yourock: Thank you, Mr. Justice Potter Stewart!:woohoo:

jacobelli v. ohio (for those who are scoring at home)

[redqueen]

25. Wow...

I woulda posted it on the breakroom bulletin board with a note, but that's just me. :)

[nini]

28. HAHA...

good idea... but we have kids around sometimes since our products are targeted to them.

LOL

[Montauk6]

26. It's either pure organic stupidity or a wild cry for help

No middle ground.

[nini]

29. I have to agree with that

I think anywhere in between would have rushed to the printer, ESPECIALLY since it's in an area where very few print to it. (It's the company copier, but only a few actually print to it)

[TrogL]

33. Violation of the sexual harassment policy

Get his ass canned. You can figure out who from the printer server logs.

[nini]

34. yep it is...

I wouldn't be surprised if IT isn't checking some stuff out on this.

[hunter]

38. Heh, "checking some stuff out..."

Someone in IT probably did it...

[nini]

39. not these guys... normally I would say maybe but not these guys

.

[In_The_Wind]

35. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:





*cough* excuse me while I check

[nini]

40. Turns out it was from a conference room computer

but the default printer was on the other side of the building..

Someone probably crapped their pants when they couldn't find the printout.

:D

[-..__...]

41. My, how technology has changed the workplace..

Used to be a time when someone wanted to print porn at work, they just unzipped, dropped trou/panties/underwear and squatted over the copy machine. (Now that's something you defiantly don't want to leave behind).

[RazzleCat]

42. stupidity, it amazes me how very stupid people are

I work IT, and at most jobs Key Logging software has been installed. Now everyone is told that its been installed, and random audits will be done. Swear some people don't get it. Spend the day with porn, gaming, or some of the best IM about how much they hate their job, boss, coworkers.

[nini]

43. or surfing DU

:evilgrin:

[bliss_eternal]

44. LMAO! That's too funny!

I work from home--sooooo.... :P

No, seriously it would never occur to me to surf the net while at work. I'm weird that way. So I haven't been the most understanding person to those that have complained to me that their jobs took away their surfing abilities.

If I was being paid to do research, and using the internet to do so was permissable, that's one thing.

But, this is also why I work from home. I don't like being watched, or told what I can and can't do--even though I show respect for on the job rules. I just don't like to be constrained. (sigh)

[mongo]

46. Only problem with surfing for porn at work for me

is that it cuts into my DU time....

[bridgit]

47. sage advise indeed...

:thumbsup: