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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 02:41 PM
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If I drink, maybe this will seem cleverer
Cleverer doesn't sound like a real word, but it is.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 02:42 PM
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1. You, sir, are a monster.
Edited on Fri Sep-09-05 02:46 PM by Sugar Smack
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 02:46 PM
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3. I'm a victim of my environment (nt)
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 02:45 PM
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2. works for me!
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"It's a fine line between 'clever' and 'stupid', isn't it..."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 02:56 PM
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4. "Well you see, Norm, it's like this...
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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