A free-for-all tandem story

[Chichiri]

Once upon a time there was a guy named Peter, who drove to Washington and found...

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1. a dick running the country.

[Left Is Write]

2. Alarmed, he broke into the White House and...

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3. prompty wrapped himself in Saran Wrap.

[Chichiri]

4. The guard said, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

[In_The_Wind]

5. You're not allowed in here.

[Chichiri]

6. Peter pulled out a newly-sharpened #2 pencil and said . . .

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7. "Go fuck yourself.

And the horse you rode in on."

[In_The_Wind]

8. I second that!

[Chichiri]

9. The Chimp walked by, giggling and drooling as usual.

"That one of them newfangled thermometers?" he asked, pointing vaguely in the direction of the pencil.

[Gregorian]

10. Whereupon,

the front door flew open, and

[Chichiri]

12. Karl Rove came in, holding a huge shopping bag full of dredels.

"Need me, Boss?" he asked.

[Gregorian]

13. If I have to spin one more thing, I'm going to

[Chichiri]

14. At that moment, the Chimp dropped his pants, grabbed the pencil and . . .

stabbed to death each member of a passing Girl Scout troop -- right in front of the TV cameras. He looked at Rove expectantly.

[Gregorian]

15. And before you could say "enemy combatant",

Karl pulled out a copy of the Patriot Act, and

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11. In that split second, Pete made the decision to

ram the pencil into the Chimp's jugular as a means to shut him up.

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16. But the pencil bounced off the Chimp's Teflon outer coating

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17. Realizing that he was looking into the eyes

of pure evil, Pete pulled out his trusty cell phone and placed an emergency call the the Vatican, requesting an exorcism.