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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 10:42 PM
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Bush sells Louisiana back to the French!
>BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has
>> successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than
>> double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
>> "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be
>> stronger and better as a result. I stand here today in unity with French
>> Prime Minister Jack Sharaq, who was so kind to accept my offer of

Louisiana

>> in exchange for 25 million dollars cash."
>>
>> The state, ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, will cost hundreds of billions of
>> dollars to rebuild.
>>
>> "Jack understands full well that this one's a 'fixer upper,'" said Bush.
>> "He
>> and the French people are quite prepared to pump out all that water, and
>> make Louisiana a decent place to live again. And they've got a lot of work
>> to do. But Jack's assured me, if it's not right, they're going to fix it."
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