Remember my story o fheartbreak and whoa I detailed before?

[HEyHEY]

Well, I sent her an email. Nothing mushy, just a "Hey, what happened" kind of thing.
It's been a long time...like six years... and I was tired of trying to figure it out.. So I said fuck it.

I dont' care if you've ever sent and email like this... ever recieved one?

[Blue-Jay]

1. whoa.

[HEyHEY]

5. You got a better way to spell "whoa"?

Plus, I made a decision to clear the air

[hfojvt]

6. woe, woe, woe your boat

I cannot imagine getting a letter like that. Have you ever heard the song "Marvin I love you"? It goes something likë:

Long ago, in another galaxy
There lived a gloomy robot
His name was Marvin
He was getting old and a bit rusty
And nobody liked him

One day, being very bored
He thought it would be a good idea
To tidy up all of his old programs
In his dusty old databank
There were tapes in there
He hadn't played for years

Checking them through,
He accidentally pushed a wrong button
And suddenly he heard


Voice:
Marvin, I love you
Marvin, I love you

Well, he was sure he hadn't
Heard that ever before
He wasn't even sure he'd heard it that time
Because being a bored and gloomy robot
He hadn't really been listening

What was worse, he couldn't remember
What button he'd accidentally pressed
Anyway, he tried a few switches at random
And suddenly


Voice:
Marvin, I love you
Marvin I love you
Remember, I'm programmed for you
I know we're worlds apart
Still you could break my heart
Loving you is all I can do

Well, he heard it that time all right, no doubt about it
Who was singing these strange words?
Was it another robot?
Or some strange lifeform from the distant past
When he was a young robot and people still made
The occasional attempt to like him?

He couldn't make it out at all
So, he pushed a few buttons again

<snip>

"Does not compute" he thought miserably
But at least he knew where to find it in his databank
From then on he could play it whenever he wanted
Think about what he'd missed
And live miserably ever after

http://www.google.com/search?q=marvin+love+lyrics+robot&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=

[CanuckAmok]

2. No, most of the women I dated don't have opposable digits.

...

[HEyHEY]

4. Well, what do you want from da-vix chix

[faithnotgreed]

3. oh yeah - about a year ago

strange to hear from someone after so long
but nice

we were email pals for a while though it was definitely tentative the whole time
i wasnt sure what he wanted because he was never clear with that
just said he had searched for my email address and was wondering how things were

i think its sweet and a good thing to do
in my case i just wish he had been clear in where he was coming from/what prompted it
he gave hints he missed me but he had a serious gf


you never know if you never try right

[WCGreen]

7. Al they can say is

quit stalking me... Isn't that restraining order still in effect... If you don't stop emailing me, I'm calling homeland security.....

[faithnotgreed]

9. you had me scared until you threatened homeland security

then i became wishful

[AVulgarianHue]

8. Received a letter after six years

it made me deliriously happy.