I can't believe my good luck!

[Floogeldy]

I checked the fax machine at the office and there was a fax there to "Jackie in shipping" from somebody named Suzan. But nobody named Jackie works in the office and there is no shipping department. Suzan must have dialed the wrong fax number!

It was about their trip to Cancun, only $399 for four days of fun on the beach, including airfare and hotel room, and all the alcoholic drinks you want. The 1-800 number to call Dorothy and schedule the trip was right there on the fax, too!

Boy, am I lucky they accidentally sent me that fax! What a stroke of fate!. Poor, Jackie, ha ha ha. I guess she missed out but I'm gonna get my trip to Cancun!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

1. Oh yeah? I was asked via email to provide my bank account so I could

share in the wealth of a dead billionare who has no family.

Top that.

[Lubernaut]

2. I got to use a big chunk of my taxes

to fight terrorism in Iraq!

[Tom Kitten]

3. that ain't nothin compared to my luck!

I'm flying over to Nigeria next month to collect my fee for helping out some poor businessmen who needed some help hiding their hard earned assets from their corrupt government!

I expect to be very rich when I came back!