OK all of sudden Zone Alarm is giving me all kinds of alerts

[KitchenWitch]

Anyone else?

[AlienGirl]

1. Not me.

:shrug:

[Lady Effingbroke]

2. I am not getting any alerts from Zone Alarm.

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I don't know what that is...

Zone Alarm?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Firewall software

Something is out there pinging all of my ports.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Oh...OK...thanks...

I have different sorts of firewall protection..mine doesn't ping...

[enigmatic]

5. What kind of alerts?

Port probing? Spyware?

[KitchenWitch]

6. port probing

gods that sounds obscene!

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. Who is probing your ports?

Should they stop? Or are you OK with it?

[KitchenWitch]

9. HAHAHA

I am monogamous, only my husband is allowed to probe my ports...

[Not_Giving_Up]

10. Sorry...S.A.M.

(sarcastic asshole mode) :evilgrin:

[enigmatic]

11. This is going to end up a Lifetime Film For Women, isn't it????

:)

Do you have Peer Guardian? It's mainly used in conjunction w/ P2P programs, but I use it also for blocking IP's from proping ports on my PC that Zone Alarm misses. You might want to try it; I recommend it highly..

[WCGreen]

12. LOFuckingL......

When I was in my drug haze in the hospital last year, the nurses loved to watch those lifetime detective movies....

I would catch a glimpse of the movie and incorporate it into my hallucinatory state......

Wild Wacky Stuff

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. "She Didn't Want Her Ports Probed"

Who should we cast?

[enigmatic]

14. Meridith Baxter Birney and Barry Bostwick

w/ Melissa Gilbert as the co-lead...

[Not_Giving_Up]

15. ROTFL

Is Meredith STILL doing those movies? I thought about her, but thought surely she had retired or something.

[enigmatic]

16. I think there are certain actors

whose entire career these days are based around those films; kinda like the ones who show up of TBN or The 700 Club after their career is as cold as The Yukon in January..

[chknltl]

17. I am very new to computers....I know this one has bugs....

....when I first came to the DU, the smilies were animated, now they are not. Also I get kicked off-line often but only while in the DU.
Daughters boyfriend says I have a virus, claims it was likely given to me from somebody I have pissed off....is it me????? Now I feel like I got B.O. or something. Am I doing a typhoid "harry" thing without knowing it? (IF I am maybe this would be a good time to go to a freeper site and spread the wealth....before debugging).
chknltl being chicken little