WTF is Tom DeLay doing NOW?!?

[PDittie]

A. He's ready, Mr. DeMille, for his "Mission Accomplished" closeup

B. Preparing to have some more "kind of fun" with Astrodome child evacuees

C. Wishing for a pair of manly-looking combat boots instead of his wimpy $1300 tasseled Gucci loafers

D. Praying like hell to Pat Robertson that he doesn't have to trade olive green for bright orange

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[Fenris]

1. Starting his career as Imperial Dog Catcher?

[PDittie]

2. I think I like 'E'

...which would be "all of the above".

I shoulda made this a poll.