Suffering from post envy

[Liberal Dose]

I've been reading this board almost every day for about a year and 7 months, and I only have 147 posts. I have decided that all of you who keep posting exactly what I would've said need to stop it. That is all. You may now return to your regularly scheduled activities. :D

[MrScorpio]

1. Get busy

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

[Liberal Dose]

6. Armegeddon. Shouldn't be long now.

[Catchawave]

2. LOL....at least you're not pissed

that your posts fall into the archives within 12 minutes without responses :hug:

[Liberal Dose]

5. Archive shmarchive. I can handle being ignored. Thanks for the hug. You

owe me one anyway for posting at least 72 things that I would've said had I gotten there first. Back atcha :hug:

[Catchawave]

11. You're ahead of me !

I can't handle being ignored <snort> and Welcome to DU Mzzie:bounce: :hi: :bounce:

[caty]

3. Use your

imagination. Surely you can come up with one intelligent or even asinine remark for the posts you read.:evilgrin:

On edit: Welcome to DU. Don't be shy---we really want to know what you think. That's why we're here.:pals:

[Liberal Dose]

7. Hey, good idea. I've been told I'm pretty good at asinine.

:hi:

[caty]

12. Well,

I'm sure those who have told you this, know you better than we do!

:rofl:

[johnnie]

4. All you have to do is....

Jump from thread to thread and post things like "LOL", "Yup", "I agree". Do that for about two hours and you'll be up to 1,000 in no time.

[Liberal Dose]

8. LOL! How was that?

Maybe it needs a little work.

:hi:

[khashka]

9. If I stop posting will you stop complaining?

And post more?

(Not that I'll quit, but the offer had to be made....)

Sorry, just hit 4000 and I'm feeling a little cocky and superior.
You don't actually have to say anything meaningful, intelligent or important - I'm a case in point: great post total, people seem to like me, and if I ever said anything worthwhile I'm buggered as to what it was. So jump in and post more - we value sillyness and intentional stupidity, so don't worry

Post something about a DUer you don't know well - it's a great way to make friends.

Khash.

[Liberal Dose]

10. 4000!?! Dang. I feel like I should be offering to wash your feet with my

hair. Or something. :hi:

[cally]

13. Haven't you seen all the complaints from posters

whose threads aren't kicked? Just start kicking threads that you like. That's all I do ;-)