ala Bill Maher - DS1's NEW RULE

[DS1]

If a television commentator says something that's considered inane enough to make 70% of the viewers to click the "Stupid" button on their new DS1-Issued remote control they will be administered a Tasering, live on tv.

[SOteric]

1. DS1-Issued ...what exactly?

and what does it take, commentwise, to mandate that the tasering will be in a particularly sensitive area?

[matcom]

2. shut up

and put down the pipe

[Catchawave]

3. Good Rule !

Though it would be helpful to also issue MSM pundits cajones too !

Guess I've been glued to the 24/7 cable news scripts too long, I can hear the repetition of the RW talking points now. :scared:

[Wapsie B]

4. Cool.

Let's try it out on Faux News first.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I love that idea!

It's brilliant!!

it should also be usable during the state of the union and any other time the "president" speaks.

[VOX]

6. Sounds good to me.

Let 'er rip! :thumbsup:

[GCP]

7. When are you issuing them?

Is mine in the mail?
I can't wait to start on Hannity and O'Reilly :evilgrin: