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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:09 PM
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Say what you want about Hummers...
...but they do make nice commercials. I know the trucks are bad...bad! I jus like their TV spots.

:-)

My fav is Jack building the H2. (http://www.hummer.com/bigrace/bigrace.html)

The one with the bears is pretty cute too.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:11 PM
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1. So in essence
An ad that implies that it's OK to cheat, so long as you're the first across the finish line is somehow good?
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:19 PM
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4. Cheaters never win, OK? Jack probably read the rule book.
Jack must have read the rule book for his race and saw that there was no mention of having to actually STAY ON THE ROAD. Otherwise, why go off-road, cross the finish line first, and then be disqualified??



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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:11 PM
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2. Commericials are tools to brainwash the weak-minded
But, that's okay. Because I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance, by switching to GEICO.
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:20 PM
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6. I guess I'm not weak minded then...no Hummer in my parking spot.
Or on my new ride shopping list.

Although I do have GEICO...but that was waaay before that Gecko!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:16 PM
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3. Ohhhhhhh...the vehicles
Nevermind.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:19 PM
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5. Perv!
:P
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:23 PM
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8. What??
I was talking about people who hum. Like humming tunes.
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:22 PM
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7. That *would* make a nice commercial too...
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:23 PM
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9. My thoughts exactly.
;-)
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:01 PM
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11. Ha ha....Sorry 'bout your boy, Tate!!
Still can't believe Iowa won that game over my hometeam LSU Tigers...Tate...argh!!
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:36 PM
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10. How about the radio one with the angry dude?
"Oh, you're here for my daughter? Sorry, I was in the kitchen sharpening my steak knives...(Still haven't learned how to cook a steak, eh?)

"Lemme show something out in the garage, Brian (door opens)"

("WOW! what's THAT? A Penis Augmenter?")

"That, Brian, is a Hummer. A big Truck. You like trucks, Brian? (cuz if you DON'T, you ain't MAN enuff to date MY daughter)

"How tall are you, Brian? about 6'?" that bed is 72", so I could take something ABOUT your size and take it to the middle of nowhere, and I *DO* mean NOWHERE, Brian, so what time will my First Born be home tonight?"

I hate that commercial. Psycho dad obvious doesn't like the idea of somebody ELSE fucking his little girl...

"Brian? you ready to go?"

"Fuck YOU! you're dad's a psycho bastard! I ain't gonna get killed just to take your ass to a movie! I'm OUT OF HERE!!"


"DADDY!!!!!"

(Dad chuckles to self "Ah, another one gone, I don't have to share...")
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