I want to MARRY Matcom

[yvr girl]

Do you think Mrs.Matcom will mind? She's probably done with him, right?

[Mrs.Matcom]

1. Honey!

How about you marry him as well and we all live happily ever after in naked bliss???

[yvr girl]

2. Are we going to live in Boston?

Isn't it too cold to be naked most of the time? We should all get some ear muffs.

[Mrs.Matcom]

8. We Will Live

in Florida, on the beach, in a big compound and foster retired gray hounds!! It will be nice and warm there for our nekididity! ;)

[yvr girl]

9. Florida is good

but Hawaii is better, just sayin'.

Can we go naked snorkeling?

[SOteric]

3. Wait.

I thought matcom was carrying Misunderestimator's child and planning to marry DS1. Just how many people are involved in this nekkid bliss?





And can I get pictures or sumthin?

[matcom]

4. pictures are available for a fee of $29.95

if you order today, you will ALSO receive a set of Ginsu knives but HURRY!

as for the baby, I had an abortion (in 'traditional' LIBERAL fashion) but the bitch knocked me up AGAIN! x(

i'm now with Twins. Harry & Larry I wish to call them but stay tuned to see if they are actually GIRLS or not. :D

[SOteric]

7. Dear Matcom:

Please find enclosed my check for $59.90 for 2 sets of the photos + 13.99 for the video + $6.00 for shipping and handling. Please donate those cheapass Ginsu knives to an underpriviledged liberal.

I congratulate you on your recent abortion, and mazeltov about the twins.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

5. I already had Matcom's spawn

Getting knocked up was the BEST minute I ever had in an alley.

You can only get pictures if you join the party.

[Blue-Jay]

6. I think we already HAVE one of those at DU.

:yoiks: