$25.00 BOUNTY To The DUer Who "Off's" Evita (The Songbird Killer Cat)

[matcom]

That's right. $25.00 paid in CASH (in 25 $1 unmarked bills) to the DUer who will successfully rid the bird-kingdom of this unwanted terrorist.

no strings. the Pelt from this vile beast is the only proof necessary.

Ladies & Gentlemen...... TO THE HUNT!!

[SOteric]

1. I b'lieve you've just declared a catwah

[GOPisEvil]

2. *snort*

:popcorn:

[WCGreen]

10. Thak is really fucking funny

[yvr girl]

16. That is fabulous

:applause:

[progmom]

3. OMG

She's going to...OMG...I don't even know what she's going to do. But...


:popcorn:


edited to add: :rofl:

[matcom]

4. could be interesting

:D

[El Fuego]

5. Hey, it is just birdie Darwinism!

Evita is just culling the flock of the slow, dimwitted songbirds! The smart birdies survive to pass on their smarter-than-pussycat genes.

[SOteric]

6. Personally, I'm thinking she's

trying to save Lynnesin and Abbie from any potential exposure to the dreaded bird flu.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

7. I'm no catkiller

[LynneSin]

8. MATCOM!!!!!

How dare you harm my Evita. We just spent the last 15 minutes snuggling while I brushed her fur.

I ask this to you, my fellow DUers - does this look like a cold-blooded killer???

[matcom]

9. the answer to your question is a resounding YES

cold.blooded.killer.

fucking MANSON i tells ya!

BBBBBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!

[LynneSin]

11. Just for that I'm bringing Evita to your place!!!

And have her off all of Mrs. Matcom's songbirds!

[matcom]

12. i beg you to do it

just laid out the POISON

mmmmmmmuuuuuwwwwaaaaaahhhaaaaa

[LynneSin]

13. YOU WOULD NOT

that poison would also kill the songbirds anyway

Mrs. Matcom would have you sleeping in the dog house all week and I know the size of your dog.

[matcom]

14. don't be so sure

Mrs Matcom LOVES her songbirds

LOVES them

and OUR cats do NOT have access to them because we are RESPONSIBLE cat-owners :D

[LynneSin]

15. Evita is a total indoor cat - she's just extremely smart

Smart enough to figure her way to get a paw outside to nab a songbird

I kid you not - Evita never goes outside!

[matcom]

17. cats should NEVER be smarter than their owners

you will now be assimilated. :D

[LynneSin]

18. Yes but I've outsmarted the smart one

She can't figure out how to get the big jug of Tide Detergent off the inside window ledge that is blocking her bird access.

She's a smart cat but she still has limits.

And Matcom dear, if you ever met dear Evita you'd fall in love with her. She's just the most adorable dainty 8lb grey cat you could ever find

[matcom]

19. if i ever meet Evita...

i'll rip out her spine

[LynneSin]

20. I don't think she has a spine

she's real flexible. I pick her up she's practically without a backbone, which explains how she manages to catch the damn songbird in the first place

[Skittles]

24. um.............actually LynneSin

it does

[progmom]

25. i agree

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

26. Stop saying that or I'LL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS

:D

This morning that precious cat jumped up on my bed and gave me a wakeup call. She really is adorable when she wants to be!!

[Skittles]

33. not that she isn't a looker

but be honest, she would fit quite easily in with this felon feline lineup:

[CatWoman]

34. LOLOLOL

HEY!!

Leave my brood out of this!!!

Crack, yes, but they draw the line at smoking bird guts :D

[LynneSin]

35. If you're brood could get ahold of a bird

the bird would be toast in 5 minutes flat!

[sasquatch]

21. $25 wouldn't even pay for the trip out to do the hit

$1000 is my minimmum.

[Missy Vixen]

22. Sorry to be a humorless cat owner

but Evita needs a good breakaway collar with a bell on it. She will have bagged her last songbird after being fitted with one.

IMHO, YMMV.

Julie

[LynneSin]

23. Actually she doesn't - I need to plug up the hole

She's totally indoors and if I put a bell on her I'll have to listen to that bell all night long. I have enough problems with sleep as it is.

A temporary solution has been made with the laundry detergent sitting in front of the space where she was able to reach out and snag a bird. Plus the cats aren't allowed in my bedroom when I'm at work.

She's crafty but the birds should be safe for now!

[Deja Q]

27. I'm not having sex with a bird! That's gross!

:wow:

[matcom]

28. i'll bet the bird isn't fond of you either

:D

[LynneSin]

29. This thread is turning into a sex thread

I'm gonna demand that it be locked!!!

(anyhow gotta protect my precious Evita)

[bertha katzenengel]

30. I will hunt her down and let her live - I will add her to my stable!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

31. NOOOO, you're gonna kidnap Evita!!!

Actually, she probably would like that - I think she'd like living outdoors again but in my community it's not a good thing

[bertha katzenengel]

32. I'd keep her in, thus saving her from the wild mob of DU cat killers!

And you can come and visit any time. :7

[matcom]

36. C'MON PEOPLE! This $25 is just BURNING a hole in my pocket!

:bounce:

[sasquatch]

37. I gave you my estimate, SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT PAL!!

[matcom]

38. how about $25 and...

my wife :D

[sasquatch]

39. That cat is deader than Terri Schivo

[matcom]

40. YAY!

guess i better let her know :D

[sasquatch]

41. LOL

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

43. Shit, the topic is too old to recommend. :-(

[LynneSin]

42. Send me the $25 and I'll send you an envelope full of grey hair

the way Evita sheds I could probably make a fake pelt and pawn it off on Matcom for the money!