Pimp your town, starring Robert Moses.

[JVS]

Are you tired of urban blight, out of control rents, and the ever present problem of congestion. Well taking a cue from, X-ibit, Robert Moses has risen from the dead and decided to help you turn your battered jalopy of a city into a Polis of world class excellence. But in order to have Robert Moses come and help you pimp your town, you've got to tell us what is fucked up about the place you live. So complain about the problems of your town here and Robert Moses will tell you how to make your town sweeeeeeeeeet.

[JVS]

1. C'mon, nobody wants to pimp their town?

[RPM]

4. he did pimp our town...

that's why we have highways that have little if any entrance ramps and a large park area that is surrounded by rivers and cut off from town by a highway...

[JVS]

5. Hey, there are ways into the park.

And he'd have probably given us bigger ramps if there had been room.
But it's good to know that Pittburgh has been pimped.

[Bucky]

2. that man has no ears. ew.

sorry. it had to be said

[JVS]

3. He lost them in a childhood bar-room brawl.