I Have solved the Mystery! I KNOW WHO KILLED KENNEDY!

[matcom]

after extensive research, i have solved one of life's greatest mysteries. who killed President John F. Kennedy.

Exhibit A:

The photograph below was taken right after the 'incident' happened on that fateful day in Dallas. After examination I noticed something in the grass, (lower left hand side of pic).



After extensive examination I was able to digitally enhance the photograph to REVEAL the murderer's hideout. the process was very expensive and classified but in the end it was all worth it. i have been able to do what thousands of investigators apparently were not. BEHOLD! John F. Kennedy's MURDERER!

[progmom]

1. ...

:applause:

I love you.

[RandomKoolzip]

2. You worked pretty hard on this, didn't you?

The mind is a terrible thing.

[matcom]

3. you can tell that by my red arrow

:D

[JimmyJazz]

4. And to think I was convinced it was you and me.

[Zuni]

6. and Mick Jagger

:hi:

[4_Legs_Good]

5. I saw that cat when I was at Dealey

I can't believe he's still there!

Tread carefully when in Dallas!

david

[GOPisEvil]

7. And George HW Bush STILL doesn't know where he was that day.

:rofl:

[matcom]

9. lol

:rofl:

[El Fuego]

8. I think Evita IS the grassy knoll

They didn't know it was really a furry knoll.

[SOteric]

10. Ohhh, she is gonna give you such a spanking.

Tsk.

[Deja Q]

11. Actually, it was JR who had.

They killed each other.

[underpants]

12. Did NOT act alone!!!!

[LynneSin]

13. There's only one flaw to your theory...

EVITA IS ONLY FRICKING 4 YEARS OLD

Hell I wasn't even born when JFK was shot!

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Two words: Time Machine

Duh!

[KitchenWitch]

14. My Tinkie killed JFK???

who knew?????

Actually, that cat looks a lot like my dear departed Tinkie!

[LynneSin]

15. That's actually my cat Evita

She's an indoor cat and yet she's managed to kill

1 bat
1 mouse
2 songbirds
countless spiders

She's really just the most adorable cat with the softest first but she's a hunter at heart!

[Allenberg]

18. and one president.

Perhaps you should take her for a walk on the National Mall. :D

[BikeWriter]

16. Recommended topic for Greatest Page.

[matcom]

19. .

[RedCloud]

17. So it wasn't "Get a Brain! Morans"?

That was so convincing too.

[underpants]

20. -

Wsa the MORANS thing a fake? :shrug:

[China_cat]

21. You mean there's something Clinton DIDN'T do?

[Midlodemocrat]

22. I knew the answer to this before I even clicked on this thread.

*note to self: stop clicking on matcom's threads until his obsession with Evita the songbird killing cat is over. Give it about 2 days*

[GOPisEvil]

24. Has he gotten over the obsession with your daughter?

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Good Lord, I hope so. Although he did eat all the cheese in my fridge.

[GOPisEvil]

26. That's just like him.

I fear he was using her for your cheese.

[matcom]

30. she doesn't know it yet but i'm coming back

for her crackers :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

31. Oooooh...that's dastardly!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

32. yeah!!!! I just bought three boxes of Zesta saltines

and peanut butter and cheese crackers.


:bounce:

[matcom]

33. get that girl in a bikini!

Daddy's coming over :D

[matcom]

28. i have vowed to blame Evita for EVERYTHING

until her pelt is hanging on my wall. :D

[northzax]

23. kennedy? the VeeJay?

give that cat a medal!

[LynneSin]

27. I can assure you that Evita does NOT like Repuke Veejays

:D

[CatWoman]

34. you're such an asshole

:D